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Conflicting reports. Ekitike may be getting a taste of his own medicine with Liverpool still holding out for Isak and dragging their feet.

Its disappointing only in the sense that he's not as glamorous of a signing as Ekitike. In terms of goal scoring, he's by far an upgrade on Ekitike.

Spurs probably don't know how much the whole MGW situation is going to end up costing them.

£45m or there abouts.

After Ekitike I feel like we do have the money for Justin Kluivert and that's the kinda player we really need. Kluivert, Wissa, Scalvini and Trafford and we've done what we needed to really. Throw in Gallagher on loan with an obligation to buy next summer.

Cool made up story.

Should be easy to smooth the situation over. Charm him and his agent, offer him a good contract and explain that Mitchell was bonesaw'd for his insolence.

Bluff called and shot down.

Something like that is never gonna be officially out there, but I sure hope so.

Should fit in anyway

Sky Sports News aren't reliable like they once were.

I'm all for that level of pettiness though. Should be the default when having to deal with Liverpool.

What the Sky 6 think is happening if we have Ekitike and Isak together

In the region of £200m? How are they getting Ekitike for free then?

And unveil Trafford at the same time just to send a message to the journos that they know nothing.

"I'm sorry Nic Jackson. Man U's bid is for real"

Scousers saying both Ekhhhhitikhhhhe and Isakhhhhh is revolting.

New contract for Isak AND sign Ekitike. Statement of intent time.

So no bid is getting submitted then.

Also disgusting that I can only like this post once.

Hope Leeds appreciate that they're getting a helluva player for a newly promoted club. Great deal for them tbf.

Jack Ross?