Skeletor

That may be the worst first post of all time

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Accept the bid then send them Tiote. See if they notice.

What gets me is how any Palace fan can watch that welcome interview where he looks like he wishes he was dead and can't show even one fake shred of enthusiasm to be there and still support him.

Another Amalfitano.

How grim is that as a prize, though? A few hours of defensive training drills; a meal where Alan chooses what you eat; then 90 minutes of watching your team dry humped by your neighbours. Lunch is probably on the winner since the King can do whatever he wants.

"Arsene Wenger bought Alexis Sanchez - what a tactical masterstroke that was...." Tactics to me (and most other people in football) are about specific strategies against an opposition. Buying to suit a style of play is about a managers approach or philosophy. And Pardew has those - they're just pretty crap. In an ideal world he has a big, strong, fast counter-attacking teams built around 1-2 class players preferably the 2 most advanced players. According to you -focussing on team morale and confidence is a tactic too. As a football manager Alan Pardew has some merit. Most of us know this as many are saying they fancy him to keep them in the division.

Someone from SackPardew should win that free lunch.

Tomorrow it will have changed again.

Can someone explain the reasoning behind this? The guy must be the polar opposite of Pardew. Trying to score a goal.

Brutal reading that for Carver

Rolando Aarons gets linked to Man City after every game he plays.

Great. http://www.televisedrevolution.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lovejoy-1440x564_c.jpg 'Won't someone please think of the goal difference?'

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Tactical flexibility, innovative training methods, attacking football (apparently), fluent English, studied the coaching side of the game from a young age, and seemingly natural inteligence http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-rejects-accusations-fielded-8379134 He's basically the Anti-Pardew. It's the role play part of the interview where they test how good he is at lying to fans and taking the flak.

Saw him for the first time ever the other day having an epic tantrum about Frank Lampard

'I fort we made a good side like Dover look ordinary'

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This is torture. Dreaming of a manager like that and then getting Carver.

Dear God no.

Has sharp football brain http://sosodecx.com/sports/img/JohnCarvererere.png Can't beat Burnley or Leicester.

The cunt has named a strong Palace side.