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Someone unleash the dog smilie. http://i57.tinypic.com/34xntip.png

Been messed about by a series of managers, played left back, right back, left wing. Gus seems to have got him onside and rarely moves him out of position. He's also started getting into the box a bit more this season. I'd be gutted to lose him tbh. He'll f***ing love it here then Majority of this season you have not had a wide player in a wide position right? Sissoko, Gouffran, Anita, Dummett I've all seen play there. Why is Ben Arfa not starting? His best form for you came on the right? http://www.thepersonalistproject.org/images/uploads/blog_entry_images/pp4_can_of_worms.gif

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Great escapes are all the rage there at the moment.

Gosling on the right -> We break all kinds of negative records -> Pardew more invincible than ever

Depends if the now see Everton as a threat.

Jesus I agree with him.

Being that close to him. The throttling/stabbing opportunities that man wasted.

Get in

Shame about Sevilla's relegation. Or does instant relegation only apply to winners of English cups?

Summary: 'Aim next season is determined by how bad we are in the transfer market. Expect 1 signing if you're lucky. No cup runs because it causes instant relegation. Can't compete with any one financially. Stop asking us to justify things and enjoy the shit we serve up because nothing is changing. All hail Lord Ashley.'

They're all scum. Every single person working behind the scenes at this club.

Such scum running our club.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/Fans/FansForum/0,,10278~3831748,00.html Misery confirmed. http://i.imgur.com/OXomD.jpg

I still love him. http://www.hillaryweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sob.gif

Think they have it nailed. We have some extremely thick fans.

:yao:

So jealous of clubs that sack their managers.

'I thought we done really well to keep it at just 7-0. Make no doubts about it, they're a kwalitee team with kwalitee players that we could only dream of having here. But they didn't have it all their own way. We held them to just 7 and that means that Man City won the title so I'm expecting a personal thank you letter from Manwell in the morning. I've got to say I thought our fans were triffic today. I've always loved Pinocchio. It's one of my favourite films so the fact they put that banner together woz great and I've always felt that Ben Arfa woz a defensive terrorist so the Osama Bin Laden banner woz spot on today and I'm really glad they're back on side because unitee is the most important thing when you're the king.' 'We go forward in the summer now. Hopefully we can get the 1 or 2 players we desperately need. Shola is on the verge of signing a new contract and that's great news for this club as he's a top, top player and a great servant for this club. We're also close to a new contract for Rob Elliot which is also great news. I think the fans will be very happy when they see what we do this summer.'

Also too talented for Pardew.

I love that the transcript left his 'umms' in. Really emphasises the shitness of every thing he says.

Boos?

West Ham's great escape with Tevez and all was better. Especially since they'd been Pardew'd for a good part of the season.

I'd take West Ham doing the double over us every season if it meant he fucked off from Sunderland though.