Skeletor

'If I wasn't here with you I could be doing my job'

'So what you're saying is every thing I said was right?'

How long until they interview the cleaner?

OH MY GOD

Cool attendance bros

I'm here like: http://www.movingimage.us/images/exhibitions/media/reaction_gif/michael-jackson-thriller-eating-popcorn.gif

Oh good. Now we have Woy. Feels like a 4 Horsemen segment from the 80s

Chiles :anguish:

Chiles

Nobody has a better hair line than Villas Boas. It's a work of art. I'm sure the cure for male pattern baldness is in those locks somewhere.

£58k

Will take Abramovich going to jail or dying. Sadly could be 30 or 40 years away.

http://realtorrick.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/missed-the-boat.jpg

It's not official until the thread title changes.

So effortless every time

What a dream boat

When did this King stuff start man ? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-headbutt-newcastle-not-3203713 And Pardew’s chief problem appears to be he has none. From his West Ham days, comes an extraordinary anecdote ­courtesy of club ­photographer Steve Bacon, one of several staff to dine with Pardew in a hotel before a game at Sunderland. “When the gaffer sat down with his backroom team, deciding on his order, he asked fitness coach Tony Strudwick what he was getting – and told him he’d take it if it looked good. “When the meals arrived, Pards said to Tony, ‘Yours looks better, I’m having that,’ and swapped plates. “I told him you can’t just take someone else’s dinner. Pards retorted, ‘When you’re the king, you can do anything’.”

Going into the black hole with Abeid, Bigi and Amalfitano.

Probably in mourning of the balance sheet. Give them a few weeks to get over the grief.

Welcome to the glass ceiling. Enjoy Ross McCormack keeping you out of the team .

Wouldn't surprise me if he did moon the fans in his picture. Would be in keeping with his personality.

Too sensible?

Pardew will come out next season with shitlocks.

'Advanced talks' ... There's hope yet!