Skeletor

Woop

Rooney a transplant away from scoring there.

John Barnes.

'Nigh-mare'

'NO MORE GOALS'

Maybe but he definitely needs to develop a left foot fast.

Exactly how I see it as well. It's very sad.

I by no means think he's shit. I love attacking fullbacks, so I hope he's class. I'm just slightly worried about his lack of pace. Though once he's settled into a more stable side, with more experience of playing in this league, his positioning will make his lack of pace less noticeable. If you say so. I don't see this lack of pace personally. He gets up and down the wing very quickly.

I just love the 'a man calling himself Parky' bit. Makes you sound like some kind of super hero lurking in the night.

Apart from Carroll, which was a pretty absurd offer to refuse, I don't think your owner has a history of doing that. More to the people on here who are already counting the cash from the sale of half our best players.

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/204/d/0/The_Nasty_Boys_by_FJR12.jpg

I have a novel idea. It's called not selling all of our players just because someone is flashing cash at us.

Yeah as long as they cobble together any old s*** it's fine. f*** preparation, fitness and readiness for a new season through actual planning. But they have a month still to do all this planning. Pre-season doesn't start for another 5-6 weeks man. Should already be sorted out. As pointed out already this isn't their first or even second time of making a mess of this.

Yeah as long as they cobble together any old shit it's fine. Fuck preparation, fitness and readiness for a new season through actual planning.

Of course but that doesn't fit their pro Pardew agenda like combining 'stick with him now' and 'keep him regardless'.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/your-questions-magpies-boss-alan-4037063

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-big-toon-survey-4032295 All the results. What a fucking mess.

Fucked up pre-season as always. We shouldn't question why Pardew isn't getting sacked when Llambias can pull shit like this every year and stay in a job.

Radamel Falcao ‏@FALCAO 8m I want to share with you that I will be player of @ASMFC_MONACO next season. I'm eager to start this challenge! I count on you support! http://images58.fotki.com/v506/photos/2/1226082/9197780/bitchpleasewhitney-vi.gif

There isn't enough adjectives in the English language to describe how bad that kit is. The blue lines on the side look like they were drawn on with felt tip pen.

Seems that way.

Love the fact they thought he would have any affinity or loyalty towards them after the way they defended the indefensible for him