Skeletor

Is he actually speaking English? I need an interpreter.

No he speaks a lot of sense but in a scary way Feel like we need to lock Pardew in a room with him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgoMZ36Z_Do

Which is almost an average of 2 per game.

Actually blaming Europa League for the December and January run. December and January where we played 1 Europa League game.

Well he did say before the match that the fans expect too much.

Pardew with his glasses:

Hopefully the tea lady will poison him for screwing her out of her Sky subscription she was looking forward to.

I wouldn't say unbelievable. It happens every game. What would have been unbelievable is him playing the entire 90 and Jonas being subbed.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 11m A little flavour: called Bardsley picture "disgusting". Not happy. http://data.whicdn.com/images/25876814/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme_thumb.png

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Been saying this for months, not sure why people have been so against it. We need a tackle in there. Such a moron this man is.... none of the successful teams need it but we do the quicker that idiot is gone the better for all concerned. But if he's successful then we'll have to play Europa League games again. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE EUROPA LEAGUE DAMAGE.

Was it the youtube nutter? What / who is the youtube nutter?

Was it the youtube nutter?

Steve Wilson ‏@SteveWilson1967 1m Alan pardew meeting with Ashley next week, I think he'll be ok but he was not keen to talk about it.

Dominated 1st half, standard surrender and hoofball second half. Cheers, sounds like the usual then and just looking at the attempts and goal and possession possession stats it seemed we kept the ball in patches well but created f*ck all. Lots of questions need to be answered for next season and that inquest starts now. Taking MYM off (who had made Walcott his bitch all match) for Adam Campbell said it all really. Walcott then breaks clear of our defence, rounds Harper but hits the post to save our embarrassment.

Dominated 1st half, standard surrender and hoofball second half.

Dunno like, there's still some fucking idiots barking on about finishing 5th and David Moyes. Not that many though. Just a huge wave of pessimism like there is on here as far as I can see.

Simon Conway ‏@SimonConway 1m Pardew says he told the players in the dressing room: "You're so lucky to have 50,000 geordies staying with you all the way" #NUFC Some guy from metro radio apparently.

Seems twitter is in line with this forum now regarding Pardew.

Hear hear. Against better opposition too. Roughly 12 times better imo. Where's the graph to prove it?

Michael Dawson thought we were drawing cos of the Spurs fans reactions

Thanks for bailing us out QPR, Reading and Wigan

By the way the team who have finished 17th the last four seasons have all been relegated the following season

Another scintillating attacking performance. So unlucky not to score today. Bring out the graphs!