Skeletor

Benfica fucking this up.

He's a cat? Impressive.

I could see there being truth in it. Ashley would love to plaster ads of Wazza advertising Sports Direct every where.

Annoys me seeing Chelsea in the final when their fans couldn't give a shit about it.

No doubt the yellow one will be the lucky kit this season.

That's true, but it doesn't help us decide. I dare not putting myself in the skin of a NUFC supporter, I'm afraid I might get hurt. We bruise easily.

Maybe we'll be paying Rooney in hair transplants.

Will link well next season with Rooney

So what are we offering? £5m + a life time supply of Sports Direct vouchers?

Page is down. Just like our bid probably.

People on here were generally heartened by our attacking play and endeavour in the Man Utd and Arsenal (first 70 minutes) matches. It was really the last 20 minutes against Arsenal which saw the opinion dramatically shift against Pardew whereas people had been patient with him on here before that.

We'd conceded 4 before his first change. And scored 3. Losing 4-3 is not any different to losing by the odd goal by any scoreline (which is about the difference Jonas would have made. We might have conceded less but definitely would have scored less as well).

Our first 11 when all are fully fit would be the envy of 75% of the Premier league. Our second 11 would struggle to get out of the Championship. Stoke sent Shola back 5 years ago....and he's still our best threat from the bench. I think the injuries have helped Pardew's because in the fact, with everyone fit, I wouldnt trust him to select the right personnel. I don't think Sissoko or Cabaye have played in their natural positions since January, plus it seems he'll always find a spot for Jonas. He always will too. We've conceded less goals in the games Jonas plays. I hate to go back to the stats but I do like to back up what I say, so here goes.... If you look at how long each player has spent on the pitch, and how many goals were conceded when that player was on, then it's clear the value Pardew places in Jonas... Gutierez - 58.9 minutes per goal conceded Cabaye - 57.9 Williamson - 55.9 S Taylor - 53.9 Ben Arfa - 53.6 When he got injured we immediately conceded 4 at Man U then 7 at Arsenal in the next 2 games The next time he missed any football was when he got dragged off against Liverpool. we were 2 nil down then....but we conceded 4 in the second half alone without him. Most would prefer our attacking players to be attacking of course, and Jonas has done nothing for us there. But it's clear where Pardew sees his value to the team, defensively. We conceded 7 against Arsenal because Pardew had a brain fart late on and left us with 1 central midfielder on the pitch and they cut through us like butter.

Wonder if Fifa 13 was a euphemism for hookers?

Well they should be filled with loads of confidence heading into Europa. Sure to do well... There could be some serious changes at Wigan over the summer, guess that's the worry. Will they be the same club next season? If Martinez is gone they'll need to strenghten that defense and try to keep the players. As it is now they'll be good enough for playoffs I'd think. QPR will probably win that league if they can keep players. What? QPR will sink into League 1 if they keep the same mercenaries. Eh there team is good enough for the Championship man, they just need a fresh start. At least that's what I'd think. But like you said they're mercenaries so they're all gone anyways. It's not about talent it's about their application. Their players couldn't be bothered all year in the Premiership. They'd care even less in the Championship.

Well they should be filled with loads of confidence heading into Europa. Sure to do well... There could be some serious changes at Wigan over the summer, guess that's the worry. Will they be the same club next season? If Martinez is gone they'll need to strenghten that defense and try to keep the players. As it is now they'll be good enough for playoffs I'd think. QPR will probably win that league if they can keep players. What? QPR will sink into League 1 if they keep the same mercenaries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKaEWZqefhw

Twitter is mostly anti-Pardew these days too.

How about now?

Can we charge him for raping us in January too?

Should be wary of signing any players from QPR who aren't Remy. None of them have looked bothered all season. We have enough of those already.

If we're keeping Pardew then we need to back him with his preferred Premiership experience

From relegated teams: QPR: Loic Remy Wigan: Shaun Maloney James McCarthy Aroune Kone Reading: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4rr7V3tw1qaifa5.gif