Skeletor

Shit coverage for the goal

Fucking ITV

Apparently he is out of contract in the summer. Why would we buy now? We'd still have to pay as he's an academy product. Would the fee not be reduced though? Not much difference I'd say. Plus we won't be the only club who wants him.

Apparently he is out of contract in the summer. Why would we buy now? We'd still have to pay as he's an academy product.

True. Plus how bad could someone named after Randy Savage really be?

Not coming up next then.

Get the t-shirts ready! He shall never walk alone.

He doesn't even look like Lionel Richie. Just looks the the archetypal Scouser of the 80s.

It will end up on the official site though.

Can imagine Redknapp trying to bid though: Redknapp: 'I hear Ba has a release clause of £7m in his contract' Pardew: 'It's not club policy to talk about players contracts' Redknapp: 'But if we bid £7m you have to accept right?' Pardew: 'That's a nice watch you have there Harry' Redknapp: 'Stop changing the subject. We're bidding £7m, can we talk to him now?' Pardew: 'It's a free country' Redknapp: 'And offer him a contract' Pardew: 'It's not club policy to talk about contracts.' http://cdn3.wn.com/pd/7e/cb/0d2e82c59e6cde496dd91450ef97_grande.jpg

'Fuck....FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK' Waddle: 'Obviously he's a little disappointed'

Hillarious ending to this game

Close, but not quite. Damn Dave you could have let it go on a bit to see how many more would update their twitter account a second after reading. You could have at least used his actual twitter username

Poor attempt

Hatem Ben Thunderbastarfa

Beat anywhere from 3 to 7 players and then hit a 'thunderbastard' of a shot.

Wingers who can attack = Sexy results

Was it a Messi/Maradona goal?

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Let's have a prayer circle http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx77rnVtfu1qinegp.gif

Shame as Jonas really needs a rest.

I don't know why but I have a feeling he wouldn't leave us. I think he's one of those players who really needs to be loved where he is and his ovation when he came off against Man Utd pretty much summed it up.