Skeletor

When we get rid of Smith, Perch and Lovenkrands I'll feel like our squad has been cleansed some what.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo3p9wDMAF1qb3ytd.gif Justice for the racist

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Transfer-news-Alan-Smith-finished-at-Newcastle-after-Alan-Pardew-snub-and-may-return-to-Leeds-article845187.html

'Our fans need to be patient with him whilst he learns the basics of being a winger such as attacking'

I wish they would. The points deductions would be delicious.

It's about time!

Any one ever noticed that Liverpool have probably the whitest squad in the Premiership? Glenn Johnson, Jonjo Shelvey and Luis Suarez being the only exceptions.

He fucked ALL OF AFRICA.

That match last season against us really broke him. He can't even be bothered with the 'squeaky clean all round good guy' fake media image he used to have.

I haven't stopped laughing yet

I can't describe my anger at posts like this. Once bitten, twice shy mate. Completely understandable, if a little negative. We've lost a key player in the last two windows. Will be a miracle if we don't lose another in January.

So what do Obertan's 'stats' look like exactly?

There's something wrong, at least, with him. I don't know him very well tbh, you surely know him better than me and know what he did with his previous clubs/teams and players. Every time I watch an interview of him or whatever, he seems to have that "false" smile in his face that leads me to feel he's lying or hiding something... He used to have sex with player's girlfriends at Southampton. He also kept Tevez and Mascherano on the bench for West Ham. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/50361000/jpg/_50361002_pardew.jpg

We're linked with everyone from France Personally think Gouffran is rubbish though. for a second i read it as Gourcuff .... that would be awesome, but will never happen Me too

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His massive drop in form these last few years is a bit puzzling Purple patch. He was a late developer and now he's back to being average again.

Wonder if there really is something in the Moussa Sow link. Cabaye did that interview where he said other Lille players have asked if he can talk to Pardew for them.

Villa Shit team

Graham Carr 1-0 Arsene Wenger

Think any one who costs a fee is probably too expensive for us.

Our B team wouldn't be so bad either. Just a few replacements needed Harper/Forster Simpson Taylor Williamson Raylor/Ferguson Obertan/Sammeobi Guthrie/Abeid Gosling/Vuckic Marveaux/Ferguson Shameobi Best

The only thing that could slightly pass for 'shocking' would be Bassong returning.

ronniejoice Ronnie Joice Mario Balotelli is dressed up as Santa. Driving around Manchester. Giving out money to people on the street.