Skeletor

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Martin Tyler: 'Carroll can defend set pieces. Maybe that's why he's in the team today' Buy striker for £35m. Play him occasionally when you need to defend set pieces. Money well spent.

Krul Santon Simpson Perch Taylor Tiote Jonas Guthrie Cabaye Obertan Ba Basically shield the defence like fuck and let Obertan attack Barnett.

17th Next weekend

Sunderland in loss shocker.

Don't know what O'Neil is supposed to do with this shower of shit really.

Blackburn again!

Man City vs Man Utd

Le Tie talking is thrilling.

Shit Coloccini = David Luiz

Yes Yes No

Probably injured.

Cheeky £500k bid for Alex from the fat fuck?

Never leave us again Jonas.

Nope

Has he? Scored a couple of class goals but defensively he's caught out of position time and time again every match. We know he's s*** and he knows he's s***, however, he doesn't pick the team and it's now got to the point where the manager has to take the blame for his performances as he's the one who keeps picking him. Well to be fair even that exceeded my expectations of him so

Starting to look the player I always hoped he could become. Fantastic passing.

Some times you can't tell the difference between Guthrie and Cabaye. They both do it beautifully.

Arsenal score. That's us 6th now.

How's he at CB?

That defence I know Squad depth? http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/+_eb286aea7b11930001d4f94708b429e1.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscu2ytbtZ1qifi2j.gif Prayer circle for Coloccini.

Raypelor

That defence

Can't really be too angry at him. You know he's shit, he probably knows he's shit but he's exceeded those expectations so far this season. Unfortunately as a player you can't keep punching above your weight forever. Time for Santon next week but thanks for the decent games and the winning goals.