Skeletor

And the times he does actually put in a cross it goes nowhere near any of our players.

The most annoying thing is that I want to be patient and say 'ok it's a rebuilding year' but then I can't even do that as Ashley is probably rubbing his hands with delight at the January window opening soon.

Probably his best game (and coincidentally the one where he was the least involved).

That suggests Sammy is ahead of him in the pecking order then.

Was just cramp. They did the leg stretching thing for him and then he walked off fine. Just precautionary.

Needs a loan move.

Shit refereeing. It was probably a booking but to get one for that when there was so many other fouls of a similar nature going unpunished is a disgrace.

That's contradictory though. We were dominating in the air and Best was linking play well so he brought on Ameobi who has the touch of a rapist and ability to give away a foul every time he challenges for the ball in the air.

What?

Just what we need when we've been on a winless run - a bogey team.

Substitutions are still his big weakness. He really doesn't know how to change a game at all.

Fuck sake. If our wingers didn't hold play up so much and were more direct we'd have won this.

Particularly Routledge's karate kick on Santon

He's so quick

Dominant. I reckon with Ben Arfa on we'll rip them apart.

Also I'm so happy that Vuckic and Abeid made the bench before Smith!

Our team is more or less first choice (or best players at least) bar Perch for Taylor and Obertan for Ben Arfa.

No smith

More like Titus 'Try and say no bitch' Bramble

7 goals conceded in 2 games with him at CB

Cynic in me says that Ba's good form has made the fat fuck think he doesn't need to sign another striker.

If this is the definition of a classy club then I'm glad we're not one

I'll die inside if Smith plays in this one.

West Ham fans sure are a...unique bunch

Well Bendtner has always pretty much been a t*** off the pitch.... http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/bendtner-500x700.jpg What a f***ing c***. He's about to be raped. FTM...oh wait.