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I kinda imagine their first conversation being: Tim: 'How are your cooking skills?' Claire: 'My cooking skills?' Tim: 'Yes how are your cooking skills? Are you good?' Claire: 'Yeah...' Tim: 'You're hired' Claire: 'I'm hired? For what?' Tim: 'My girlfriend' Claire: 'I don't recall...' Tim: 'I'm a Premiership footballer' Claire: 'Ok. To the kitchen I go!'

He needs Tiote's magic powers. He can make a broken leg turn into cramp by looking at it.

Played 5 Won 3 Lost 2

Even the wallpaper is epic.

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/10408998.jpg

http://www.123football.com/players/r/laurent-robert/laurent-robert.jpg + http://www.blogonthetyne.co.uk/images/jonas.jpg = http://www.football-pictures.net/data/media/222/Fernando_Torres_face_1.jpg ?

They won a lot for a long time. Their fans still think they're that club.

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/09/800x600/Obafemi-Martins_1229953.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00790/mcclaren_790724c.jpg 'You'll start every game on the bench Tiote' Impending career failure: http://lh3.google.com/fisherwy/R0WgHuQj_bI/AAAAAAAALbE/3sk5QXwiVaA/england%20boss%20steve%20mcClaren%20sacked%5B2%5D.jpg http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_03/wallyDM2111_468x819.jpg http://www.shieldsgazette.com/webimage/tiote5_1_3660411!image/901287597.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/901287597.jpg

http://imagenes.hola.com/noticias-de-actualidad/2007/07/09/luque.jpg

Probably the real reason the goal was disallowed.

Then Sammy on to score a late Messi like goal.

Depends if Lovenkrands gets injured.

4-0

biggest improvement......a philosophy of pass and move. It's important like but to go away and grind wins out you also need that strong work ethic and mentality. I wonder if selling the popular old guard has been the catalyst and brought everyone together. You've also added some much needed pace and youthful enthusiasm. It kinda reminds me of 10 years ago. We had an average team that finished 11th. We added some lightning pace and creativity in Robert and Bellamy and it totally transformed the team. This year we have Jonas, Obertan, Marveaux, Ben Arfa and Tiote who are all really quick whereas in previous years we've always had one of the slowest teams meaning teams could push up against us and pen us in.

This plus pace in the team.

Clearly so. Nailed on Ashley thinking Dutch international + excellent form = January sales big time kerching! So that'll be the real reason why we signed Rob Elliott... More like waiting for him to have an amazing Euros and then be sold for top $

I'm pessimistic about Pardew changing the team to include Marveaux and Santon (debatably Ben Arfa too).

His major problems are that he's lazy and a bit of a wimp.

Yes and no, by the sounds. Better team first half but they should have had a pen. Cack second half. From what I've heard a draw would have been a fair result. I couldn't watch the last 10 minutes. Left the pub. What was their disallowed goal like? Ball was judged to be out when it was headed across and turned in. It was in though.