I've even took Wednsesday off, well the week actually, to sit there like a complete plank and watch the worlds best set of knashers that are David Craig's, telling me feck all, all day long.
'We're getting word that Tiote is heading to Stamford Bridge after a £40m offer was accepted in the last few minutes'
*Tiote is sold with 20 minutes to go*
'We're hearing that Rob Elliott's transfer to Newcastle may be on again. Keep watching as this develops'
*5 minutes to go*
'We're hearing that a second bid for Charlton's Rob Elliott believed to be around £101k was rejected. This deal will not be going through in time.'
*Window slams shut*
I'm going to put you over my knee young man
Kinky