Skeletor

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Don't think he will play.

------------------Krul---------------------- Simpson Coloccini Williamson Enrique Marveaux Tiote* Cabaye Jonas -----------------Vuckic----------------------- -------------------Ba-------------------------- *Please god

Funnily, he's also linked to Valencia as a Coloccini alternative. Are Valencia still broke as fuck?

And where De Jong's focus is.

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Some comments from one of his youtube videos: This guys shite!! mrnachonovo1 2 weeks ago Reply He tried doing this kind of stuff in England and he just failed....He has to improve or he's going to have to leave felixblogger 1 month ago Just wait... he will rise someday. Just like Nani. syzeone71 3 months ago @aBBeMan still waiting .. mikeaprice09 4 months ago 3 *mute* SharpWalkers 4 months ago Only time will tell erknowk 5 months ago shame hes rubbish RedGalactico 5 months ago shame hes rubbish  RedGalactico 5 months ago @davidublin but now they´re in front of everybody JoeHartGuy25 6 months ago @erknowk How wrong you were... IxYoYoxI 7 months ago And that's just page 1

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RMC reckon 3-4m euros.

This probably also means the Bridge rumours are true. FML.

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This. Our owners are addicted to lying. Maybe they need some liars rehab.

Must have missed when this happened to every other African player in the league.

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I knew it was fake cos the title hadn't been updated. Isn't drinking piss the standard punishment around here?

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So he's young, promising, injury prone and inevitably going to be released? http://images.teamtalk.com/08/09/800x600/Mike-Ashley-Newcastle-United-Fans-Keegan-800_1171564.jpg

Was Barnsley

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Because we've always played 4-4-2?

That's more like it!

They probably made up because he's playing for free for the next 2 weeks. The way to Ashley's heart.

But neither to the people defending them, they just assume the worst because it's Ashley. Which give his past actions is a very reasonable stance.

Nope. Transfer list at worst. Punishing him is just a waste of time at this point.