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Aye, it looks like we're building a real on-the-deck side and I can't think of a better ambassador for that kind of team, than our curly-haired maestro. I agree. If we look back he was basically the first piece of our gradual move to a more classy side so it's only natural he should be the leader of it now that it's coming to pass.

Looks like he's another one who makes hearts with hands as a celebration like Cabaye does. Feel the love of the Frenchies!

Please god let us get rid of Smith.

People have been executed for lesser crimes than selling Coloccini.

You can already tell this is going to be one of those that drags out until deadline day.

Would be the best piece of business we'd do all window.

You've only just figured that out?

Interesting to see the views from the outside, anyway. I feel like I've stepped back in time to 2005 . For a mercenary Ba sure knew a lot about our recent history in his interview.

Blatantly linked.

No. Struggled to a 1-1 against Woy's Liverpool.

Everton forums to go into meltdown in 3...2...1

The healing for 3 years ago has begun!

Sexiness.

Wait what? Why are they intent on keeping the crap but shifting the players who would actually be useful?

So does it actually look like we have a real interest in Matuidi or is it all still debatable rumour? I mean he doesn't even have his own thread yet!

It's not surprising really. I'm sure we have clubs making enquiries for Colo and Tiote as a lot of clubs would want players like them much like every good player will have clubs showing an interest in them this summer. The only worrying issue is that we have two non-football guys running our club who only look at things from a money making perspective.

Bit of an understatement .

Much respect Big Kev Wish he hadn't left but it's understandable if that's the length of contract he was after. Will always be a hero up here.

I'm not sure if Gervinho is even up to speed with what's going on.

Would be like selling Alonso for a failed attempt at bringing Barry in all over again!

Stage one of the grief is in full swing then.

Would Lille sell to a title rival?

You guys might win the Merseyside derbies next season. He shits it in high pressure matches like that!