Skeletor

About time.

Does he have to drink piss now?

Explains why Gervinho's decision was in his head.

Except this time they got smacked down like the hand of god.

Carlton bloody Cole!

She would scare the opposition, could do with that tbh. http://i.picasion.com/pic41/c0aa0505d672c5715cfd2a6fdbc5e4b0.gif

It is pretty mental, isn't it? You can't be happy with these dealings surely?

Mmm hmmm. Throw in a cheeky-never-gonna-get-him-lol bid for Martin too.

Poor being the operative word. http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03_03/beggarDM0204_468x479.jpg

This

Then Liverpool find Enrique's £2m release clause.

I'll always remember his classic performance against Portsmouth.

oh, had on, it's as simple as that is it? well aye then, nolan stays It won't be easy to shift the crap from our squad but they're the only ones we should consider selling at the moment. Nolan should not be going anywhere.

Nolan shouldn't be going anywhere next season. His influence and motivational skills are clear to see by the performances without him last season. Further more we can't get rid of so many players without upsetting the continuity in the squad. If we have a starting 11 comprised of 11 new players it will take them ages to settle if they even do at all. I know he has his limitations but we as a club are in nowhere near a good enough position to get rid of him now. Get rid of the shit like Smith, Campbell, Perch, Lovenkrands and Routledge but that should be it.

Maybe I need to make a Fergie troll face .

Classy.

We'd find his minimum fee release clause.

Seems like another case of Sky trying to use their will power to get another player to a top 4 club. If they mention his name enough Arsene Wenger might just buy him.

And I think Lorient want to cash in meaning that staying put isn't an option.

This is the kind of Mike Ashley I could get on board with. Shame he isn't always so awesome.

http://pic.phyrefile.com/g/gt/gt1750/2011/05/02/i-came.jpg Best. News. Ever.

Henderson for £18m. Surely a goal for Parky?

Will be ours next year with our buy 2 get 1 free coupon from Lille.

Cabaye + Gameiro off and the French start thrashing them. Cabaye and Gameiro out! Also Martin