Skeletor

And 2 points off 6th with a game in hand.

Would take a win

Defended better than God today.

Scum

Fucking bullshit

Nolan!!!!!!

Joey Barton booked for being Joey Barton.

Smith off Guthrie on. Not sure how this is gonna go

Not for sale. Unfortunately Mike Ashley and common sense have never met before.

The problem with him being sold is that we'll replace him with someone crap like Jay Bothroyd no matter how much we get for him.

I wonder if you put Joe Kinnear in charge of Man City how he'd do? It's difficult to say really whether Grant is a terrible manager. He did well with Chelsea and their great players and struggled when managing teams full of shit.

Nobody's gonna be able to save that shower of shit.

not that i can recall The only two games that were this bad that I can remember were the 0-0 at home to Portsmouth and obviously that day at Villa Park.

Bridge is turboshit. £90k per week well spent.

3-2 Baggies

Did Paul Merson hillariously mispronounce his name as well whilst sneezing out some cocaine?

As long as they bring in Ian Dowie and his perfect relegation record as assistant manager.

If Kenny has a heart attack and they appoint Robbie Fowler as temporary manager until the end of the season then I'll be convinced relegation's happening

SWP is a bit shit and stuff.

Time to paint Tiote white, give him a blond quiff wig and call him Smith for the next 3 games.

There's an Everton fan at work who actually almost makes me hate football with his boring football trivia and stats.

Why is he such a woman? Seriously.

Oh Alan, that's cruel.

This is easily the worst thing to have ever happened in the history of the world. Alan Smith for 3 games? The derby is gonna be horrendous .