Skeletor

Lionel Messi - Is actually quite tidy and graceful.

Steve Harper - No known harp playing abilities

Phil Brown - He's orange.

When is the deadline? Doesn't it end round about now?

Saw the best and the worst of Jonas today. First half absolutely gutless, pulling out of every challenge, throwing himself to the floor at every opportunity. Think playing up against the shit Kiki Musampa look-a-like made him come to life and he was unstoppable then. That volley of his was also awesome. Andy Caroll is really proving himself as well. Couldn't be more pleased with him. Felt sorry for Best in the second half. He did look like he was trying to score at the very least which was an improvement. As for Kevin Nolan...

Best

I can't help but think Pistol Pete is holding a light saber in your avatar every time I see it.

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7682/abesimpson.jpg The year is 1942 and the Germans had taken the lead in Barcelona...of course back in those days we called it Madrid...anyhoo...

Why does no-one like Nile Ranger then?

It's kinda sad really that Nile Ranger has more votes than Coloccini...

Gary O'Neill: "Yes dear"

Jose is officially the new love of my life.

Maybe he likes the smell of his own farts.

I love this match

MESSI

Kill them dead

Actually Leicester are doing just that. Ahead of Swansea now, 4 points off Forest with a game in hand...

Leicester are climbing the table very quietly. Over taken Swansea today and just 4 points off Forest with a game in hand.

Same old West Brom, always cheating.

Preston are so shit.

Jose Enrique

It's more like a bloke with a comb over taking the piss out of a bloke with slightly more hair.

Damn. Was hoping he would be the one to take them down.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8113/souness2.jpg The fact that this man hadn't been our manager.