Skeletor

Or power stations

Vinidinho makes him sound world class though. Vini makes him sound like some mafia reject.

Vinidinho?

Even the Portuguese know. Brazilian.

Even the Portuguese know.

JONAS

Bassong is love.

Fucking hell Taylor

Carroll 2-2

Coloccini essentially playing as a winger at the minute.

FFS we can't even get an own goal .

Why was N'Zogbia booed on?

Awful awful stuff so far.

Carroll should have scored. Maybe if his hair wasn't so shit.

Andy Carroll's hair is still highly amusing.

Owen

Jonas giving him a death tap there.

Whoever scouted him probably deserves a nobel prize.

jesus, what the hell is wrong with you man?!.....delete those last 2 smilies ffs It's my mood after this news gave me a mental break down.

:angry4:

What a load of shit that offer is.

Voted Enrique, Xisco, Geremi, Cacapa and N'Zogbia as I think Kinnear doesn't like them at all.

To be fair even if they did sign the new Pele Kinnear wouldn't play him.

Hopefully the City owners will stand by him long enough for him to relegate them.