Skeletor

Class act all the way.

Pav still beats the pants off him Pav was a clown. Pavs a legend Is he s****, he was a joke.

I refuse to believe we are still going to be going after has been cloggers anymore. Tell me this was just unsourced press speculation or will we never learn. We just bought Kevin Nolan for your information. What a pathetic crusade you appear to be on. Agreed. x2.

That shitty pass was down to Butt though, at least he tried to get something out of it. That's what I was saying. You can be a world class defender but when that's the kinda bumbling you have to put up with you are going to be made to look like a mug.

fyp Is correct. He is out of form though. That shitty pass by Butt that almost left him looking like a complete mug via Chopra was ridiculous.

Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Though to be honest West Ham fielded an illegal player for a whole season and got fuck all punishment.

This would be the best news ever.

If Keegan was still here he'd probably tell Jonas to be more selfish like he did to Beardsley.

He was ok

Listening to Scolari talk is painful. No wonder Chelsea aren't performing up to standard.

He rolled his eyes at him too It was a real 'Bitch please' moment. I would have laughed if both Cisse and Jones were injured for a while. I'm sure Sunderland would really struggle without either of them. Chopra ftw.

Was brilliant today. Seems to be getting pacier which is strange

He definitely plays better there.

Nice dive Taylor, thank you Howard Webb!

Ameobi needs to go off. Him and Duff are halting our attacks majorly.

Ryan Taylor in a toon training top today at the game.

All the people smiling really awkwardly

Mike Ashley does it again.

Want to buy a Shola Ameobi 'Arry?

An hour and 20 minutes to go.

Oh but you will. At the end of the world when cock roaches think they're the only thing that's survived, Nicky Butt and Shola will emerge in their toon kits.

Probably doing the Mike Ashley thing of upping the bid by 100k.

Where's teh Modric monehs?