Skeletor

Fucking cheating cunts.

Shola injured trying to score an open goal.

FFS Shola. Easy pass to Lovenkrands and he fucks it up.

Fortune-ay

Passing to Butt should result in a weeks fine.

Enrique just walked through the West Brom defence but slips and delivers a nothing cross.

Nervy defending already!

It's hard to remember that Nicky Butt once was a good player. Hard to forget for our manager too, who still lives in that era.

Oh god Chris Hughton in charge *slits his wrists*.

Having Joe Kinnear as manager.

NUFC - Rob Lee, Pedro, Alan Shearer Non-NUFC - Diego Maradonna, Roberto Baggio, Gianfranco Zola, Fat Ronaldo

I always thought Bolton played music to wake their fans up from their comas?

Best day of last season...albeit that's not saying much.

Souness patronized the fans in a ridiculous way. He'll always be the biggest dickhead to have had the managers seat in the Premiership era at least.

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This is the equivalent of your dog shitting on your living room floor and instead of cleaning it up you just leave it there to fester.

like you kicked up a fuss when people protested about the board who gave you regular european football for the only time in your life. Morons mackems.gif Do you know who put us in the current financial state we're in, NE5? Although people going on about high wages, weren't Viduka, Geremi, Barton etc all signed under Ashley? Not saying at all Shepherd is blameless btw as he's far from it. Pre-take over: Viduka - Free Joey Barton - £5.8m David Rozehnal - £2.9m Geremi - Free Post-take over: Alan Smith - £6m Cacapa - Free Jose Enrique - £6m Abdoulaye Faye - £2m Habib Beye - £2m

Window shut

David Craig with nothing useful to say the dickhead.

Official word from Man City confirming the Johnson bid being rejected .

£8m bid rejected for Johnson £8m bid rejected for unnamed midfield player MOOOOOOOOO

Eugh smug Harry Redknapp. Hope Keane fails his medical.

Thank JFK for not relegating us, send him on his way. Get Ashley to sell up, appoint a real manager, buy some good players and actually have the club not be an embarassment to us all for once.

If it is true every one of them needs smacking in the face repeatedly with a frozen shovel and then have a bunch of dogs shit all over their faces.

Oh how disappointing.