Skeletor

http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/7682/abesimpson.jpg The year is 1942 and the Germans had taken the lead in Barcelona...of course back in those days we called it Madrid...anyhoo...

Why does no-one like Nile Ranger then?

It's kinda sad really that Nile Ranger has more votes than Coloccini...

Gary O'Neill: "Yes dear"

Jose is officially the new love of my life.

Maybe he likes the smell of his own farts.

I love this match

MESSI

Kill them dead

Actually Leicester are doing just that. Ahead of Swansea now, 4 points off Forest with a game in hand...

Leicester are climbing the table very quietly. Over taken Swansea today and just 4 points off Forest with a game in hand.

Same old West Brom, always cheating.

Preston are so shit.

Jose Enrique

It's more like a bloke with a comb over taking the piss out of a bloke with slightly more hair.

Damn. Was hoping he would be the one to take them down.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/8113/souness2.jpg The fact that this man hadn't been our manager.

All the hasbeens dropping like flies.

Absolutely. Wasn't aware he was out of contract so soon.

GET IN 1-1

Figures the one match I actually want City to win and they're playing like a bunch of losers.

Scum 1-0

"Sky Sport" nice to know they cover just the one sport.

Jamie Redknapp and Andy Gray trying to talk over each other