Skeletor

Xisco left at the wrong time then

Craig Bellamy - He was s*** at Coventry so I wasn't really impressed at the time. Duncan Ferguson - Never liked him as a player but he did alright here. Patrick Kluivert - Thought he was past it when he first came but he made us a much better team when paired with Bellamy. Michael Owen - Was so excited when he came...and yeah. Sibierski - Was horrified by his signing but he turned out alright.

No matter how different our team may look now the central midfield is still depressing.

He looks like a lesbian.

I wonder if their manager just puts a Kuyt wig on one of their players to tease him now.

By biggest idiot do you mean most obese?

AKWOPRKOPAWKROPAWKROPKWAP!!!

Victor Moses has had such a hard life. Parents killed, orphaned, having to work for both Warnock and Simon Jordan and now his own thread is hijacked. Poor kid.

Dunno but that Moses lad was wank for half his career before he went to Chelsea.

Has he signed yet?!!!!1111

I really want it made into an emoticon.

I love Sky Sport's picture of Warnock: http://img.skysports.com/10/01/218x298/Neil-Warnock-Crystal-Palace_2411780.jpg

Sounds like a signing that would make Hughton have to drop one of his old guard. No chance of happening.

FFS just show the goals.

It's Wayne Rooney. Oh can you feel the joy...blah.

Oh...great...

Who actually came off then?

The game sounds like the footballing equivalent of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DUce8VGl-Y

Nolan more like.

Kadar should do fine at left back. As long as we get through this game then Raylor in at right back until Simpsons fit again and it's not too bad.

Enrique's fucked his hamstring up terminally. Career ending injury tbh.

We should chase Palace out of the city with pitch forks shouting "Witches" at them and then burn the pitch just to make sure.

Is Palace's luck contageous or something?

Has Jonas recovered then?