Skeletor

He works hard at being invisible which is no mean feat with his ridiculous neon hair.

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Eughhhhhhhhhh... Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Get to fuck Kinnear http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1849/mooolr2.gif. I swear he is the biggest WUM ever.

I can't even bare to think about Joe Kinnears transfer plans.

To be fair we bitched about Bolton doing it to us last season. It's frustrating but what does he expect really? He was probably hoping we'd lay down and die for them...bit like the Mackems lulz.

15th

Woooooo. We seem to play Chelsea away on every one of my birthday weekends and for once it wasn't a disappointment .

Irishness.

Ameobi to do a Nayim in the last minute, except it will be a scuffed half way line shot.

I would buy it.

Duff should have his face lawn mowered.

Suits me.

It's easy to explain: Players played well above themselves under Keegan in care free times. Players not playing that well under Kinnear in times of crisis.

I'm sort of relieved at times I don't have access to Sky Sports programmes, due to the constant commentary from such pugnacious, uninformed, gobs***e cretins such as Mr Gray. When i was 10 years old, Andy Gray was (along with Sir Brian Little) my hero, I absolutely loved that man, as did pretty much everyone I knew. Fast forward 30 years and I honestly wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. My main memory from my first ever away game was the entire away end in full voice 'Andy Gray is a w*****, is a w*****' Sunday 14th January 1996, Coventry away, won 1-0 thanks to a Steve Watson goal, I was 10. Classic Steve Watson. Rory Delap wishes he could sommersault throw in.

So we conceeded another two goals. There's a surprise. BLAH.

He played like Boumsong, just in an older body. Really pissed off by his performance. Really spoils what would have been a good performance otherwise.

Decent bench barring Carroll.

Isn't barton a bit of an Indie Cindy? Lego haircut, polka dot dress? I wish.

Perhaps as way of proper comparison you'd like to post a team from today's squad without 7 first team midfielders and 2 best strikers (Bowyer, Dyer, Emre, Parker, Jenas, Luque, Milner, Shearer, Owen from that squad iirc) Jenas was at Spurs by then.

Ah Matty Pattison. My first hate . I was at the game, he was f***ing s**** an' all...! Plus he was bald. I could have tolerated him if he had kept the lolzy ginger afro.

I think I just saw the Shepherd bat signal. *Takes cover*.

Ah Matty Pattison. My first hate .

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But still farcical to the max. I'm waiting for the "Barton murdered a lady bug" stories later in the week.

There isn't a better human being out there than Jonas.