JH

The fucking easiest ride he'll ever get. Bend over Sky ffs.

He simply got pissed and let his mouth run, and there happened to be a journalist there. The paper contacted his office, they've tried to cover his drunken stupidity and said it was joke. He probably didn't even mean it. People say shit all the time when they're pissed. Conspiracy central here

Lee Ryder @lee_ryder: #nufc not holding a Press conference before game with Crystal Palace #cpfc

We won't win like. Hopefully the players will stand still for 90 mins, turn to the dugout and start chanting "It's never your fault, it's never your faaaaullt..."

Sounds like they're more sorry they got found out tbh. "They said nasty things to me first" and "I didn't mean for my abuse to be public" - Schoolboy stuff from the club again...

Guardian and Mirror both saying 'business as usual' is coming out of the club.

Are people just idiots? You see a shit storm brewing with the fans, the last thing you do is get fucking involved

I still can't get over the fact he fucking nutted him

Taylor and Besty @TaylorandBesty: @tfBettsy1892 It's to "allow as many members of senior management to be there as possible" but aye, I know what you mean. Hmm!

This, apparently: Andrew Burdis @burdis80: @Thomas91nufc @GKGuruWoody he's worried coz he'll lose his job when the muppet goes, carver and stone can f*** off aswell all s*** coaches

Did the Sunday People actually call Bruce and Shearer the 'Geordie dream team' ffs?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29193874

He sacked Allardyce and Hughton and eventually had to fork out for Keegan as well. I've no doubt he'll have covered himself this time, and he won't be waiting for Pardew to quit because he gave the man an eight-year deal - he will never walk away.

I'm still hysterical. The dude was a mess man. Got to send someone more athletic to do the job next time You could see him getting more excited the closer to the touchline he got Bless him.

Have to admit, couldn't stop laughing when the pitch invader slipped over

Either he's getting sacked, or it's gonna be a pretty empty press room next week

T-minus one hour!

fucking cunts.

Should have called him a 'fucking cunt' and threatened to have him at the training ground on Monday, Al.

Says it all about what? You know triggs. You know.

Regardless of your job, you should act in a responsible and professional manner at all times. There's a difference between a fan shouting 'cunt' and the Assistant Manager shouting it. Not that it's the same, but if someone slags my boss off, I'm not allowed to have a go at them. If I did, I'd be out the door.

The chair would probably do a better fucking job n'all.