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@SajChowdhury: Newcastle press officer stops Carver from answering questions on reports linking Pardew to Crystal Palace vacancy.

Came from 'his mate who works in the NUFC box office' man

I barely survived yesterday with zero football, nevermind going all of Christmas without

It'll be like being Blackburn fans in September 2004. x infinity. Imagine being in that negotiation man. Freddy: "We want Graeme - I'll give you £1m" Blackburn: "Just wait Freddy, we're gonna sack him in a couple of weeks" Freddy: "Ah...I see how it is...£3m. Final offer..."

It'll be like being Blackburn fans in September 2004.

Palace legend In London Slightly better support above him Lower level so chance to be a 'hero' rather than hated Call me biased, but I can't see why he wouldn't want to go.

The perfect game to play him in then. [/pardewed]

We think things might not get better without Pardew. We know they won't get better with him. I'd take my chances tbh.

He always talks like he has no say in how we play

Whether it's achievable or not, a team should enter every competition with the intention of trying to win it. We enter three competitions every year and our aim is to finish 8th best in one, and to get out as soon as possible in the other two

It's 'unsporting behaviour' apparently. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2256021/Why-Premier-League-stars-t-shirts-score.html

Not enough London players.

Go on Sammy lad

That midfield is gonna get bum raped.

I have Man U in a silly 2500/1 accumulator today. It'd be just my luck that every result comes off and then Cisse pops up with a last minute winner

We certainly achieved it that year. We finished much higher than 8th.

In the league it's P36, W11, D6, L19, F32, A 58 GD-26 Pts 38. 0.92 wins per month in 2014

Only 2 minutes

Well if they buy us, let's hope they follow through with their promises

Sad, but true.

I was having so much fun until this c*** came up. EDIT: Pardew, not Nobody

Must have shit himself when he saw he was up against Gouffran.

Taylor is a walking-talking cliche

Went for the realistic: Perez FGS, 3-0 @ 60/1 Steven Taylor AGS @ 12/1 Sammy AGS, 4-3 @ 160/1 NUFC 5-0 @ 100/1 Colback to score 2+ @ 100/1

Just for a laugh, how many have Newcastle scored? 12.