JH

AND I'M FEELING *clap clap* GLAD ALL OVER...

Currently on a tour of the North East. It's off for fish and chips in Seahouses next.

If Hatem really cared, he'd just turn up at the East Stand tomorrow. They can hardly turn him away

Quick google says Man U - Everton in 1985

It's alright - it's my filming

Anyone else would be like 'You can have Debuchy if we can take Campbell on loan' as opposed to 'Well here's Debuchy but remember this yeah? We might need your help in a few weeks. Pinky promise?'

He's always been decent in low-pressure situations like a meaningless friendly. Stick in front of a crowd at SJP in a PL game, when we're chasing a goal, and he turns to fucking mush.

He's constantly saying it but he does f*** all about it. He just lies to try and appease people who are stupid enough to believe what comes out of his ringpiece. He constantly says the s*** people want to hear but never acts upon it. He doesn't, like

We was second! #cupsAREapriority

Hosting the tournament was well worth it for Schalke then

About 6/7 months ago, that could have been lifted from here

Today.

Arma?! Just call him fucking Adam

What's on at 7:02pm?

It would certainly send Putin a strong message, but there's no way FIFA will get involved in this.

£100 of it towards a floral tribute. The rest to a local charity I do believe?

£2.5k overnight It's awful that it is only the most tragic of circumstances which brings out the best in people, but I couldn't be prouder to be from the North East right now.

Actually received, i do believe. Incredible gesture.

Passed a grand already

Absolutely tragic news. My thoughts are with their families. RIP.

Being in the away end that day was the most surreal experience of my life. No one had a fuck what was going on

It seems he's going to take the #4 shirt next season.

Trust me, it's all done bar the medical and a few small contract details. What are the small contract details? Winning bonuses etc. He wants those little potato bite things available in the training ground canteen.

It's scary. A player signs and my first two thoughts are "I wonder how long it'll take him to get Pardew-ed" and "I wonder who he'll end up playing for next"

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/remy-cabella-set-jet-newcastle-7411783