Menace

Imagine replacing Isak with this guy. I'd jump off tyne bridge.

I would honestly not be surprised if we surpassed Liverpool in the league within the next year or two.

I'm bored of this already. This summer is going to be absolutely relentless.

Aye a £300M takeover will listen to Steve Bruve on who should replace him.

UK politics

To think this land whale got an £8m pay off..

There's players to be had. If the rumours are true and we were close to signing Khusanov for £30M then I have full faith in Mitchell/Howe to unearth a few gems for a good price. Spending £50-60M on 1 player when there's glaring gaps over the squad isn't wise.

I know its all agent driven, but this guy really is detestable man. I was fuming when Redknapp told the world about Ba having a release clause - this guy does it for every player in the fucking world. Modern football sucks.

He always does but I still find his cartoons entertaining

Must be in the minority here - absolutely detest Kulusevski. Good player but he's a snide little fucker

Absolute state of modern journalism

Talking about Palace... Freedman is going to a PIF club in Saudi to start a new role... eh?

He had a cracking game, hopefully he hits some form now and gets us CL. I don't feel its fair Gordon has been starting week in week out even when he's been a bit poor.

Aye - he ticks all our boxes but I doubt Mitchell will want to buy more of the same model as we previously did.

Announce new contract

https://archive.ph/ynVXA For those who don't believe in paywalls

Are you still smashed

I'm hungover to fuck. Absolutely worth it. On our day we really can batter any team.

I think he's one of those defenders that can play for a while yet to be honest - doesn't rely on pace. As long as there's a pacey defender next to him he'll be fine. Still absolutely delighted for him. No doubt be turning up for England training next day or two as well

Keep them coming please

I still can't stop thinking about Big Joe's story. Who would've thought that red card by Ciaran Clark would've changed everything. Delighted for him.

I honestly think he's better at LB

Just saw our fixture list - we can definitely make CL.