Menace

2 Almirons Jez? 2?! That's insane.

Very hit and miss - and that's in a team thats hitting all cylinders. Not really fussed on missing out on him or Diaby tbf - also someone else who's been very hit and miss.

This boards obsession with Chiesa is so intense

That video is pretty mental - especially if some deranged Ajax fan sees him

My mind has completely blanked out his time here. Not even as bad as Fat Sam getting a villa from his compo from here and calling it Casa del St James'

How can you not love this club man

Sometimes the best thing to say is... nothing

Hell of an achievement if Matecoglu gets top 4 without a key striker

Absolutely not. I can guarantee you the minute he hangs his boots up he will be obese.

Proper Anthony Gordon-esque that

He genuinely cannot be worse than Murphy - give him a chance next season and see how it goes. At least he's not terrified to take a player on

Contender for match of the season surely

Tasty game

£38m he cost, mental.

Cameron Brannagans?

Title change to "sunderland will spend another season in the championship" please!

Once him and Gordon start to click, we potentially have 2 wingers that can hit 20 G/A a season on each side. That's top 4 worthy.

Just got back, thought Burn and Gordon were great, rest of them not so much but a great win none the less. Krafth wouldn't start for another prem team, I'm convinced.

Iwobi is being made to look like Figo

I'm going to this, I've been to 7 away matches this season and yet to see us win.. Sorry lads!

Was pretty smug at the time when they paid that money for him too - best DM in the world and all this stuff. Flo Perez very rarely gets it wrong. £300m on Enzo Caicedo and Mudryk is absolutely insane man

Okay name me 9 better strikers

Its a tough question. Haaland has better finishing/strength and movement in my opinion. Isak is more all rounded than him and has greater dribbiling ability, although also more prone to injury.

Ah yes, the same price as a 1 in 3 striker from Serie A from a team who needs money..