Menace

Carroll done more in 5 minutes than Joe has in 3 games

What the fuck does shelvey do btw. In fact what has he done his whole time here

Dubravka positioning dodgy there

Reads like a WUM article.

Sooner or later, this will all backfire. When we go 10 games without a win and he gets abused on Twitter it won't all be memes and funny jokes.

It's a heck of a deal for the Americans tbf - imagine how much they would get from £10M loan, just selling their stadium they'd get 4x their money back.

8 wins would see us up. We could get 3-4 wins just from the next 8 games. However this is Newcastle so nothing is promised.

Ornstein doesn't talk shite. But this will mount to nothing obviously.

He was awesome today, I hope he gets his first soon - he deserves it.

He's doing a lot better than I thought he would be at this stage. Fair play to him. Still don't like him though

Fuck off with this Carroll sub ffs

We need some subs

Joelintons having a shocker

Almiron is having a blinder - we're playing some good stiff

Like a 14 year old telling you you can't play with that guy cause he doesn't like him.

Could see him going Leicester tbf.

We'll stay up, just about and Ashley will be wanking himself dry.

Sell Ritchie buy Jetro. Surely we could get £8-10M for Ritchie

If this guy had good decision making he'd be world class

He's had at least 6 serious mistakes in the last year, that's shocking at this level.

How has this twat not made any changes - we've been getting pumped all second half.

He's talking as if he's a NUFC fan.

There was always a player there when he played for us, I'm not surprised he's doing as well as he is tbh.

You're obsessed with this Reivier fella..

A player who's playing for a team that had 0 shots on target today. There's a player there, but I don't see it happening for him with Bruce.