Menace

Will still go, but won't like it one bit

Christ, I might go to sleep like, some of the stuff on here tonight.

Yawn. He's not going to leave. End of.

I'm not confident about tonight at all tbh. Alkmaar 3 Newcastle 1

Photoshopped tbh.

Wouldn't surprise me if he isn't here within 3 years tbh.

We score one away from home and that's it, tie is killed. Hopefully.

Offer him a 10 year contract.

If we have £12M to spend, all on defenders please, and maybe a cheap CM.

Ranieri has gone to Parma

Yep.

0-1 Yakubu.

Ermm... sell Given? and Shola at £6M

I like how BottledDog wants to make Dyer look like a mong but he can't even spell his name right ffs.

Bramble didn't play half bad, Solano was shocking.

Yay!

I've heard that he's already got a few teams watching him.

How can you forget the Bramblenator?

Martins and McCarthy. I think Kanu was a fluke tbh.

Pussies.

I HATE CHANGES