Menace

Holland or something. I joke.

Oh shit I forgot, only 2 then.

Martins N'Zogbia Solano

If it carries on like this I'm going to agree... We've not exactly been even that good tbf.

Are we? 2 new strikers, 2 new midfielders, 5 new defenders....... Yeah and we're still shite. HIGH FIVE.

I don't actually know why you lot are acting surprised, we're the same Newcastle that have been shite for 3-4 years.

Cacapa must feel like a cunt.

Anyone think we'll turn it around? Cause I don't.

What the fuck's going on?

Happy if true.

Go for an exciting 1-1.

Benfica bought him for like £6.5M so he's not gonna be cheap.

It could of been Shearer that got us out of trouble though, when he was "assistant"

Lippi.

No, Barton is just a Defensive Midfielder who can attack, plus I doubt he will be the one we will rely on every match to put that killer ball through.

None, we need a play maker.

No thanks.

Why? I wanted Roeder/Souness.

Get in.

http://swg.stratics.com/content/lore/personas/images/yoda.gif Add "ORLY?" into that, it'd be awesome.

Scy man I'm trying to eat my dinner and that fat cunt is making it impossible.

Not yet.

Tin hat on. Berbatov.

Carroll needs to calm down, the pan head.