Menace

Joao Felix is all fart and no smell.

They are absolutely loaded with wingers now, greedy bastards.

Didn't our virgins I mean itks say it's a done deal for us signing him?

Pretty much. Just goes to show which deals are just agent noise or not. We'll probably announce a few out of the blue like we did with Mitchell

Aye, you're right. Close enough.

Apparently Maidstone have a 10% sell on. Happy for them

It's mental he was playing in Croatia for a while - lad is a complete player.

One of the worst games of football I've watched in a long time.

Looks like he's mates with Diego Costa

Aye forget thinking about the profits for a second. Gordon/Bruno/Isak should be untouchable. Selling him and replacing him with anyone else is 2-3 steps back. He's one of the best left wingers in Europe.

Aye. Once he gets injured as well "I knew this going to be a flop"

He was at Wolves a while back - was very underwhelming. There was a lot of hype around him before he went to Barca too.

Not suited to the prem unfortunately but hes a tidy player

Is every thread going to be derailed to talk about Man U?

Aye and he's been poor in the 2 loans he's had

You think a guy we spend £30-40m on will be on 40k? Dubravka is probably on more than that

I was talking about Yasin Ayari.

Their last transfer from Scandinavia didn't really pay off tbf

These are the type of deals we really should hijack. The risk/reward is absolutely worth it.

Shows the amount of money Tosin would've saved us - ah well.

Odemwingie regen

What the hell is that song? Sounds like a cat dying

His first recommendation: Yankubah Minteh.

Quite assuring that our setup is relatively young with Howe & Mitchell and the others.

Signed Amadou Haidara as well apparently - this is very good news. Hopefully we can poach some bargains around the continent.