Menace

These Chat GPT bots are getting very advanced

Mourinho is the worst manager for him

Joao Felix is all fart and no smell.

They are absolutely loaded with wingers now, greedy bastards.

Didn't our virgins I mean itks say it's a done deal for us signing him?

Pretty much. Just goes to show which deals are just agent noise or not. We'll probably announce a few out of the blue like we did with Mitchell

Aye, you're right. Close enough.

Apparently Maidstone have a 10% sell on. Happy for them

It's mental he was playing in Croatia for a while - lad is a complete player.

One of the worst games of football I've watched in a long time.

Looks like he's mates with Diego Costa

Aye forget thinking about the profits for a second. Gordon/Bruno/Isak should be untouchable. Selling him and replacing him with anyone else is 2-3 steps back. He's one of the best left wingers in Europe.

Aye. Once he gets injured as well "I knew this going to be a flop"

He was at Wolves a while back - was very underwhelming. There was a lot of hype around him before he went to Barca too.

Not suited to the prem unfortunately but hes a tidy player

Is every thread going to be derailed to talk about Man U?

Aye and he's been poor in the 2 loans he's had

You think a guy we spend £30-40m on will be on 40k? Dubravka is probably on more than that

I was talking about Yasin Ayari.

Their last transfer from Scandinavia didn't really pay off tbf

These are the type of deals we really should hijack. The risk/reward is absolutely worth it.

Shows the amount of money Tosin would've saved us - ah well.

Odemwingie regen

What the hell is that song? Sounds like a cat dying

His first recommendation: Yankubah Minteh.