Menace

I can't believe Hope broke this news as a sentence in a complete non story article. I'm happy with the signing.

The people who find Zlatan entertaining are the same people who listen to Eminem

If you think £30M gets him then I have a bridge to sell you. To answer your question, Havertz.

Woltemade is basically Kai Havertz.

West ham paid that for Fullkrug..

One was called the donkey in Spain

Fair play. He doubled down on Ten Hag too. Amorims had more than enough time to turn it around but if you think he needs more time then I hope he gets it. Preferably a few years.

The director:

That cab driver? Rebecca Vardy.

I'm sure directors talk about the inner workings of their companies with taxi drivers all the time.

If Howe ends up getting us top 6 after this shit show then he needs a statue outside SJP

All of a sudden Vardy's not looking so bad..

Its Burnsey - he always does the spacing on every single account.

Like they expected to get Wissa done last week right?

They're comparing him to Weghorst already

They should see if he's still offering to hand his resignation in if people aren't happy..

My prediction was Xmas time he's binned off. I think it'll be sooner now, he's an absolute whooper.

It'll cost us double to get a replacement of his quality. His fitness is a concern but whoever advised him/the club had a shocker. Providing he plays more than 25+ this season I'd probably offer him a new contract

Very well considering he's looked absolute pony.

Jackson with some fine tuning would be very decent for us. This guy could turn into Chris Wood (the shit kind)

That's the first time I've seen Calligraphy on a mobile phone as the font

He's one of our best players for sure

5 days left to make or break our season. No pressure lads.