Menace

Yeah you're not wrong

We can't choose to believe the media regarding Wissa and have a completely different approach about Isak like, both have been utter wankers to the clubs that have given them a platform to perform. If we wasn't desperate I wouldn't want him here.

Sub Lascelles on for the 89th minute please, a leg breaker or two would be grand.

It feels like every summer this guy gets dealt a shit hand and just cracks on with it. Love you.

If our owners weren't fucking shit. They offer to buy Vini from Madrid for €200M if Madrid bid for Isak. Madrid offer the money for Isak, Mbappe moves LW and Isak goes to Madrid, everyone wins.

He used to get flown into training from a chopper cause he couldn't be arsed to live near by

I don't think him scoring a few goals will recover the relationship strain this whole saga has caused. I don't want to see him playing for our club again. There is players that would die to be in his position, fuck this guy right off.

You can tell Romano got rock hard reading that statement, fucking snivelling weasel

Either rot in the reserves for 3 years or send to Saudi for 50m year loan for 3 years Fuck him right off

He's genuinely acting like the club have asked him to do telesales

This guy and Wissa are having a top cunt race this summer

Where has this confidence that we'll score goals without a striker come from? Gordon hasn't scored for 19 games, when was the last time Joe or Bruno even scored?

Jamie Reuben can fuck off putting his foot on Mehrdads seat as well.

How long before Maupay's suggested

Are people really suggesting playing Gordon upfront in a CL season?

He's not scored in 19 games

Worth a punt surely - even as a loan with option to buy?

Jamie Vardy Sterling Ronaldo on loan

I'm surprised no one's taken a punt on Boniface this summer.

Forest have 4 strikers now, maybe we should've signed that Kalimuendo chap after all.

Nike really charge £60 for those Toddler dunks

Less than 2 weeks and we're scooping around the bottom of the pan for a striker or two that needs to fire instantly. Get this wrong and I think it sets us back a year or two - wouldn't like to be Nickson/Andy Howe currently.

He might be limping if he answers

If we wasn't so desperate I'd love to walk away - this bloke sounds like a tosser.