Menace

This guy and Anderson have me very excited. Just imagine when we have a proper academy in place.

I'm sure the tea lady wouldn't be any fucking worse tbf

We really gave Ritchie a new contract for "vibes around the training ground"

Why would they loan us Kelechi?

They're crap

Red Bull have been doing this for yonks - it stinks that all of a sudden we're the issue.

Ashworth has stated that some players will be flipped for FFP - Ashby falls in that category.

We'll be alright lads. We've gone pound for pound against some of the best teams in the world and not looked out of line. This is with players who were playing in the Championship. Imagine in 4-5 years. We'll be right as rain.

If it wasn't for our injuries I'd honestly wouldn't mind seeing trippier dropped. He's gassed and has started to look poor lately

Genuine question - is Adam P on the spectrum?

Been absolutely immense since his new contract. He always acts like a twat against arsenal but I have time for it.

Tonali gets 10 months but Toney who willingly bet on his own team losing gets 8 months - they can fuck right off with a further investigation like.

Yeah I agree, there is no silver lining - we got shafted.

Trust Craig Nohope to spin it as a negative narrative. This is the link to the actual interview https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/dan-ashworth-drops-newcastle-united-transfer-hint-after-sandro-tonali-blow-4396979

Arteta has always been a wanker.

18 years old btw.

He's like a dog chasing a stick. His energy is mental

We're winning this cup

Not really what you said though was it

He really isn't that big of an upgrade on Pope - we need money spent elsewhere more importantly.

Go on then.

Hopefully we'll win the expected trophies title too

I'll take that all day.

O'Neill has them playing some decent stuff - they're not a bad side at all.

Surprise to no one we look really leggy - he needs to give Trippier a breather soon, and Burn.