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You pissed your pants last week as well for Christ sake. Have some faith lad.

I want them up personally. Imagine us signing world beaters and in the title race whilst they have it out with Burnley and Everton. Imagine the look on their faces when the gap between us gets bigger and bigger and they are favourites to go down every year at Christmas. Then another year playing Rotherham away. I want them to have a bit of hope for all to be crushingly taken away from them. Scummy club.

Danny rose with the m bison outfit

Willock to score today and a nervy 2-1 win.

Didn't realise Ryan Reynolds just made $300m off mint mobile. They'll be in the championship in a few years for sure.

Subbed attacker runs around at tired defence on 88th minute. Much hardon.

Miracles do happen.

Holding's hair transplant might be the greatest transformation I've ever seen. He looks like a Roman god.

Exactly. If AC/inter had more money a 37 year old Dzeko wouldn't be getting games.

I don't think I've seen Tielemans have a good game this year, genuinely.

I genuinely can't believe someone wrote that article. Crikey.

Looks like we'll be able to get Maddison for cheap this summer.

It really is Brighton I'm worried about, not Spurs...

Why the fuck did we make Bournemouth look like prime AC Milan ffs

I'm surprised Danjuma has been as shite as he has for these lot. I'd take him and Bissouma tbf.

Frank Lampard is a Paul Jewell regen.

4-4-1-1. 2-0.

This thread

£1.25 for a pot noodle, inflation gone mad!

Ekitike & Pedro and our wings are sorted for the next 10 years.

I'm sure he'll be fine

The media calling us deluded Geordies cause we saw what they couldn't from rent a quote, what a time to be alive

People seem to forget Bruce was playing Ciaran Clark ahead of Schar

The fact that this is even a thread after the yearly relegation o meter still hurts my head

Thats one of the best games of football I've ever watched, sublime stuff.