From you know where:
"How fucking annoying is Pardew as well? The smarmy fucker even has his own goal celebration now, the cu.nt does the same thing every time they score. He thinks he's fucking Shearer on the touchline."
Back where we belong tbh; just wished we had done the Mackem cuntbags at our place so we would have been in an even better position right now.
Still think we'll just miss out on the CL though.
"Who's that player wearing 10, Hatem, Hatem,
He's not quite as taaaaall as Big Ben, Hatem, Hatem,
He's got moooore tricks than David Blaine,
He's faster than a speeding train,
Hatem Ben Arfa, Wizard of the North...."