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Was incredible at times today. Made them look like mugs so many times that they resorted to rugby tackling him. I keep checking myself when I begin to say it but fuck it he is the best player with the ball at his feet that I have ever seen in the flesh. The mackems at work think he is shite

A couple of things. Has anyone got a link to the Newcastle thread on the Marseille forum? Cheers. And with regards to HBA being underrated on FIFA; its a joke! He hasn't even got a dribbler or whatever its called trait! When there's like one player in the world better with the ball at his feet! Still, he's pretty decent on it and you can skin players with some belter tricks.

Unbelievable player. My manlove for him is approaching Laurent Robert levels.......Get that new 5 year contract drafted up Mike/Llambo/Pards et al......

I like how he is relaxing more on the ball now he knows his place in the team is secure and it is producing better end results.

That bit where Enrique and Gerrard were trying to close him down and he just ghosted through them like they werent there was magic. Just fucking love it when he gets the ball me.

Best match photo Ive seen in years tbh; thanks David.

What a fucking lovely day I've had today.

Altogether now! "When I was, a little biddy boy, My grandmother bought me a cute little toy, Two Sunlun fans, hanging on a string, She told me to..............."

Fantastic news; really want to pipe him off in thanks.

Fuckin bunch of soft cocks in here like. We'll fuck them up on the pitch and in the stands. Nee sweat.

He wasn't great but he did have two decent shots iirc.

Bye Bye Hatem.

Its not the pitch its the approach roads and public safety that usually get the game called off. What's it like around the city centre?

He is mint, end of story; this is Colocinni all over again.

I am as pissed off as the next man about this but he definitely deserves it. Should have been off against Liverpool too. Hopefully he learns his lesson and in the mean time we are in the shit in central midfield.

Abysmal. Same shit, different year.

Ridiculous

Pure class; still can't believe we somehow managed to sign him. We have finally laid the ghost of Pistone to rest.

Easily the most gifted player to wear the shirt in the last fifteen years imho. It remains to be seen if he ends up contributing what his talent level should by the time his days here are done. We shall see.

In the Dyer role.. We might just have won the league.

Incredible fucking player his talent is out of this world. Imagine him playing in Bobbys team with Shearer, Bellamy, Robert, and Solano.

Stupendous night last night, been buzzing all day at work. Nights like last night remind you of just why the fuck we all love and support this crazy football club like we do. Colo is god; second best defender I have seen play for us, ever; Tiote, back to his old self; Cabaye, pure sex and Santon is pure class. Hopefully I can persuade wor lass to dish out another pokey bum wank for me tonight methinks. Life is sweet.

BBC Newcastle called it the SDA last night.

Thought Jonas was one of the better players fwiw. Plenty of graft and urgency and as always provided an outlet. People are far too harsh on him imo; at least he gets involved.

The time is now for the glorious rebirth of Alan Smith.