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Even during the deepest darkest days when he was spotted in Greggs in Bremen, I knew deep down that we would still pull this off.

Poxy cup? Id love to win the fucker.

Ffs why do we have to draw the top four away nearly every fucking year?

To the tune of 'Lola' by the Kinks. "I met him in a club down in old Bolton where they drink Champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A cola, He walked up to me and he asked me to dance, I asked him his name and in a dark Scouse voice he said Nolan N-O-L-A Nolan, no no no no Nolan. Well im not the worlds most physical guy but when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my spine oh my Nolan, K K Kevin Nolan... Well we drank champagne and we ate all night, under KFC's electric lights, he picked me up and sat me on his knee, and said little boy wont you come home with me? Well im not the worlds most passionate guy but when I looked in his eyes well I almost fell for my Nolan K K Kevin Nolan, Nolan no no no no Nolan K K Kevin Nolan......"

Who in the blue hell actually uses the F5 key to refresh?!?!? Too much effort involved in lifting the finger, looking at your keyboard then pressing down on the key for my liking.

Rich, add joeyt to your hit list too as I recall he got in on the thread title change prank earlier on.

I think we are and its about fucking time.

Nope. Completely out of touch with the fans in all aspects imo.

Thanks Rich now please remove the word CUNT from his picture.

Basically I changed the thread title for a laugh which gave numerous people a near heart attack and now I am being punished. Justin Lockwood is the NUFC commentator on Real Radio who I had a dissagreement with but its all sorted now and we are chums but Rich has thrown a big spanner in the works. Jeez.

You should know not to mess by now man! I strike down with great vengeance and furious anger upon those who lie to their fellow supporters. Changing avatars, custom titles, thread titles... I'm proper mental. I've PM'ed Mr. Lockwood your recent return to form by the way, will be interesting to see what he makes of it. Whaaaa?? How come I am the only person who has been punished for this?!? And what have you pm'd Mr Lockwood? I have just sorted it all out with him and I would hate for you to sour our relationship. Dave being on an equal (greater) footing with (than) me makes things tricky. The only real punishment would have to be far, far grander... Prophet is just too much of a nice lad and his bit of magic led to a beautiful tangent yesterday. Yours only brought anger, confusion and caused pain. (I haven't PM'ed anything to JL either mate, couldn't knock down that bridge you worked so hard to build.) Please put my Avatar and text back to what it was Richard. Im sorry.

You should know not to mess by now man! I strike down with great vengeance and furious anger upon those who lie to their fellow supporters. Changing avatars, custom titles, thread titles... I'm proper mental. I've PM'ed Mr. Lockwood your recent return to form by the way, will be interesting to see what he makes of it. Whaaaa?? How come I am the only person who has been punished for this?!? And what have you pm'd Mr Lockwood? I have just sorted it all out with him and I would hate for you to sour our relationship.

Rich man you absolute twat!

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Its ten past four; this is not happening is it?

It's funny but it's a blessing in disguise for their league campaign.

I always knew we'd get him in the end!

Get rid of the sticky man its shittttt

It's legit alright.

Yayyyy! I just got a mention on Real Radio!!! :frantic:

Just been watching the Accrington Stanley milk advert and I'm sure that kid is a young Joey Barton!

It was clearly tongue in cheek from the outset tbh.

I like how on that Villa forum numerous posters state "blah blah blah, as if there's anything else to do in Newcastle on a Saturday afternoon?" Like they're all experts on what there is to do in the city of Newcastle after one visit for a football match

what's that about? Taking 1800 tickets for old trafford, taking 1000 for Wolves when we could clearly have sold many more all just so they can save on administration costs if we happen to have any tickets left over. Wankers. Is that really the reason? Can't think of any other like, but it seems a bit mental. Surely we always sell the vast majority of our away tickets? Yep that's the reason the box office gave the lad on the Nufcblog thing who sent them an email. Basically they said they were not confident of selling the full allocation and didn't want to have to fork out for unsold tickets so they took the smaller allocation.