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You sir need to find the 'Wormy' thread via the search function and get reading!

What?, no wet gash for Mr J. Barton?

R yeez fu reel!?! A want champiaaaaans leeg me lyyke.

Clueless. Going purely off youtube i'd say mine was a pretty fair assessment tbh. Does he look and run like Keiron Dyer? Yep. Does he have better skills than Dyer? Yep. Does he have better skills/close control etc than Ginola? Nope. Does he have better crossing and Shooting ability than Robert? Nope. Again, that's information garnered purely off a few grainy youtube vids but I doubt its very far from the truth.

Definitely up there, he would could you a nice cuddle that makes you feel safe too. My split arse reckons hes minging. She said 'You can see all the bones in his face and that...., just look at his cheeks man'. Personally i'd go for: Sherlas face Sherlas bum Sherlas thighs Sherlas apple Sherlas length.

Theres still another transfer window to come yet!

Should we be shitting ourselves now that they have Gyan? Fuck and here was me hoping they might go down this season.

Sorry, been out all day, just a quickie, are we signing anyone today?

Whats this craic about him being able to play for Scotland cause hes 'British'? Why cant I play for Scotland then cause I have a British passport too not and English one because they dont exist!

From what I can gather from youtube, this guy seems to be Keiron Dyer but with the added bonus of skills but not Ginola good skills but the ability to beat a few men and has some end product but nowhere near the crossing or shooting ability of Robert. But that said, he is younger than the both of them at this point in his career than the other two were when they came here so there is still time for him to improve.

I agree with melandro and Baba. There is no way that it was a good thing and that all the positive changes that happened post relegation could have happened in any case had we survived on the last day at Villa Park. Sure there have been some massive positives from going down like Andy Carroll etc but had we stopped up we may by now have had an even better striker than him and the team may have been another year down the road in terms of squad progression. Oh, and we might not have been as financially crippled as we seem to be today.

After reading that espn article there is shirley no way he will fail to kick off in spectacular fashion at the UK's number one disaster club. Just hope he waits till we've got him on a permanent deal.

This guy

I am sorry but who is this Ben Arfa boy and how come I haven't seen us linked with him before and then we go and sign him out of the blue like this?

Howay man man city man what the fuck? ffs.

Ah yes, Chrissy Waddle; Mickey off the legends says this too. Re Waddle, why do his bosses not tell him how to pronounce the word properly? Its scandalous how you can get a job on telly without being able to say a basic word relating to the subject you're giving your so called insight on.

Tbf, full credit to brummie for taking this like a man and not having a massive rant at all the piss takers.

The three legends Malcolm, Mickey and Bernie have to be the some of the least knowledgable pundits ever. You can tell they do zero preparation work for their shows. Sometimes there will be a major football story on the Real Radio news just before their show, then a caller comes on to talk about it but they have no clue about the story! Add to that their general knowledge of the game is shite. Take yesterday as an example, Macdonald clearly has no idea who or how good Ben Arfa is and doesnt think he will get in the team.

Who's the player wearing nine? CARROLL CARROLL Born in Gateshead '89 CARROLL CARROLL He's like a salmon in the air He's got long hair but we dont care Andy Carroll Newcastle number 9.

Warra boot sherla lyyyyke?

Barton and Mad Mick nearly come to fisticuffs.

We're going to have some key suspensions in some big games if we keep up this rate of bookings.

Who was it he cleaned out at arsenal!?!?

Arsenal away in Keegans last game?

Goddamn, we should be winning this.