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Granted, I haven't seen any of this footage but that sounds exactly like him. Clumsy, split second too late, aggressive. Those are the ingredients that will consistently get you on the wrong side of luck.

I'm now somewhat gutted to have had to sit through Saturday and now I couldn't make it they score 4 Meh... Delighted really, this could be huge.

Fuckin' Brummie. Amazing how often you're right. You can hardly accuse Clark of misrepresenting himself at the Euros. Puzzling recruitment this.

Basically, yeah.

Meh, we say that every year but always only ever conceded 4 or 6.

Happens often at the end of games where one team is all over the other and the ball is punted up the pitch and into touch by a defender. Sels took one at the weekend.

Upgrade on Hart, particularly with the ball at his feet. The whole fanfare around Hart every time he's dropped is annoying. Especially this time around after his showing at the Euros. I get that tabloids will be playing up to making headlines just because he's English, but he's more than proven his shitness. Let's just all get over it and move on to another English keeper.

Yesterday was pretty phenomenal even by NUFC's standards. Pre game was great, you could feel it in the air that everyone was happy to be out and full of hope. Then the work you guys did with the flags took things to another level. Then the utter snoozefest of a first half.

It's depressing man. Can we not talk about us today please Sos mate, but it makes me so angry. Watching the football on show here, and it makes me wonder why we even bother Soon, man. Soon. It'll be us soon. Indeed, sorry for continuing to talk about us but it makes yesterday's first 45 minutes seem like an even bigger waste of time.

Fucking christ...

Good save from Cech. Stupidly one sided this at the moment.

Another good one. Arsenal fans will be fuming.

There was a period in the 14-15 season before Christmas where Pardew miraculously had a series of wins after an awful start to the season. Basically saved us from relegation. The other obvious answer in from March 2012 where the whole Cabaye-BenArfa-Demba-Cisse thing clicked and we won 6 in a row.

Wow. Ridiculously good strike. Another "Not a single extra point" type of player.

Haha... such Walcott.

That seemed pretty blatant.

"Has there ever been a more dramatic night in the Champions League!!!!!" Yes.

It's not a cut... that's the whole problem

Class. Boruc did well to keep him off the scoresheet just moments earlier.

What a pathetic reaction by Gray.

No begrudging him not beating players, but he was lethargic and negative in his overall play. Miscontrolling the ball, hesitant, only ever playing the ball backwards... Basically looked like he couldn't be arsed. Ritchie injected life into the game and into Janmaat. He had no choice but to keep up. It was quite comical at times even, like when he wanted to go over to take a throw in and calm things down a little, Ritchie had already grabbed the ball and chucked it to his feet

On 85 minutes and 2-1 down, kid next to me told his dad that "we need to bring on Colback now". I despair. (Plus we'd already made all changes, but will let him off for that).

... Is there a pun in there somewhere? I'm never too sure with you.

Oh, we certainly need someone new. But so far it's looked like we've been playing specifically like we had a tall target point up front just without him actually being there.

First half was just a waste of everyone's time. Should have all just collectively slept through it. Worried about Lascelles amongst many other things. So many poor touches, missed controls, dodgy clearances... Our defence was split down the middle in the second half. The gulf in quality between the Mbemba/Janmaat and the Lascelles/Dummett duos is scary. The latter looks like they will struggle to survive even at this level.