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Up against fellow 'waster' of the same generation Jeremy Ménez and Bordeaux.

Very true. Atsu to spread his wings a little could be very good. If only Rafa could find a way to banish the ginger retard for good.

Haha, well put

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He was named player of the year by the disabled NUFC fans association... I feel terrible but that's what always comes to mind when I hear praise going his way

His whole modus operandi is about showing how much he cares by grabing and acting thuggish with no concern about getting booked or not. Ironically, when we would then need a tactical foul later on in a game he cannot be counted on because he's on a yellow already. It's quite fascinating, really.

Doesn't seem like it so far... Regardless let's hope we leave him behind.

Why would he NEED to play the whole game? This has gathered quite a bit of pace... put me in!

He was him.

I suppose when people have a big one, they like to brag about it.

I can never get a signal at the ground let alone stream the game on live video. The view from Leanne though

I follow the man's Snapchat. He seems to always be traveling, eating or playing poker.

Team sheets or starting line ups in numerical order rather than by positions.

Checked it out yesterday as well, and whilst still a little bit cartoonish I agree it looks better in reality than photos. I like that they gave him the proper old school Umbro boots. http://i.imgur.com/YXh1VTL.jpg

Got to go to the game at the last minute through someone's season ticket... Was just one of those typical NUFC days. Everything lining up perfectly until the actual match came about. Oh well.

I'm finding this whole Bake Off controversy really fascinating, tbh. Much more than the actual show itself that's for sure.

Was reading on twitter earlier that PSG drew tonight thanks to him and because of him. I can see why. He used to be absolutely lethal, not sure what's happened to him. Been horrendous since the start of last season.

Nah, it's all the kick offs they've had to take.

Such a shitty goal to concede as well... What is going on!

Mitro? Sweeeet. Pleased for him.

Well, this is a bit of alright.

The whole other side seemed completely open. Strange decision.

Such an odious club and set of players are Chelsea.

23 was a young player in the eighties or nineties. Not so much anymore. Most good players have been around ages by the time they are 23.

Indeed. Absolutely terrible.