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Bamford evens for 1 sot tomorrow night. Should be virtually automatic.

"2-1 up against West Ham...." Go on you fat cunt, finish the sentence. "2-1 up against West Ham.....at half time. Then me and Moyesey had our team talks and tweaked a few things. 20 mins later we're 4-2 down" Cheers Steve you manupulative, snidey, 2 faced, snivelling, fucking LYING, fat piece of festering shit. "I'll take the criticism..." too fucking right you will, this is your shitstain - you clean the cunt up. And you can keep your big fucking mouth shut while you're doing it too. You want the money? You want a PL job? Fine, accept it because it's completely and totally justified. Fucking shithouse.

This is fucking disgraceful from Martin Atkinson here.

Of all the adjectives that could be used to describe Bruce then 'meticulous' would be right at the bottom. This fucking knacker has a proven track record over 2 decades that puts him rock bottom of all PL managers in history, he's the exact opposite of meticulous, he's a fucking shambles and always has been. If this simpering little twat Caulkin isn't capable of getting his sycophantic tongue out of Bruce's arsehole then he shouldn't even be commenting. It's as plain as the mess on his face he's failing miserably and sticking up for him because he's a mate is pathetic from a professional journalist. Birds of a feather.

Meticulous preparation and sill gets fucking dicked 4-1 but a stuttering and rusty Man U. What the fuck does that say about the coaching team??

Imagine how tiny and mouldy your brain would have to be for Lee Ryder to influence your thoughts and opinions?

Loving the meltdown I'm not going to lie, it's amazing. He's so easily rattled by the simplest of questions and his reaction always paints him as an absolute cunt. Fucks off to Portugal for a week, watches his side (and it absolutely is his now after £100m+ over 5 windows) roll over and claims they were prepared meticulously. Bet other fans are fucking roaring after reading his comments. Obnoxious, incompetent, fat lying cunt.

Discussing possible formations and tactics and their advantages is a complete waste of time. We all know that however we set up in the first few minutes we'll quickly drop back and it'll be backs to the wall for 90 mins with the odd break, shot from distance and maybe a corner and that's about it. It'll be zero ambition, men behind the ball, 3rd round of the Cup, timewasting exercise. Expecting a very comfortable home win but an early goal and it could easily get very messy very quickly, wouldn't rule out 6, 7 or 8 if they're in the mood.

Pesky Newcastle fans and their unrealistic expectations they have. Such a handy (and entirely incorrect) cliché to churn out when defending a certain manager or owner. "They expect them to be qualifying for Europe every year" they say, despite surveys like this which dismiss it out of hand and show the exact opposite of the Newcastle cliché bingo. Cunts. They know exactly what they're doing and it's not an accident.

It'll be kicking off every 10 minutes man

Rugby League "Magic" Weekend

Reads the first 1.5 sentences. Checks poster. Stops. Scrolls down.

Genuinely hope there's been a massive falling out and the gormless knacker has flounced off to Portugal in the huff, the absolute turbocunt. It'll be amazing to see the fall out. The disinterested, malevolent force meets the incompetent, obnoxious object. It's a battle for the ages. May they battle for eternity, for they truly deserve each other

Ignoring the patronising tone and self pity of the statement is delightful that they're that rattled by the criticism they've felt the need to explain their actions, it's tremendous. They're that needled and fucked off that refusing to invest adequately has caused a bit of uproar that they need to clarify their position. It's class Also demonstrates, yet again, that they're hurt and irritated when they're questioned. Thin skinned, ignorant and arrogant cunts stamping their feet. The whole "they're not bothered man, what's the point?" attitude of the DRONE ARMY is pathetic. They hate it. It works. So much, much more of it and they'll go. Simple.

'We can't afford to spend big, it'll cripple us' Yeah? What do you think it's going to happen over the next 8 months you thick cunts? Relegations from the PL are notoriously cheap and not at all crippling to clubs these days. The club absolutely deserves to go down, it's beyond pitiful now. Let's see how that statement reads after the Man U game next weekend.

Hope it's a one-way ticket to Kabul.

They simply don't trust him yet and whatever he does will be met with scepticism and derision. It'll take a while for the ridiculous "agent Rafa" shite to wear off and it'll eventually dawn on them that they've actually got an utter gem. His Liverpool legacy will wear off and they'll end up loving the bloke despite the current and undeserved bile he's having to put up with. The bloke's a genius and knows exactly what he's doing, if they just let him get on with it he'll transform them and they'll be nudging the top 5. The only thing that will put that in jeopardy is their own fragile egos because he used to manage their rivals 15 years ago.

Absolute star, cheers mate

That's amazing, well done folks

Quick question gentlemen - how would I go about finding out how many headers on target players have had since the season started? Had a look around the opta site and it's not there (that I can find). Any ideas?

10/3 on skybet and only 2.2/1 on PP.

The unpalatable fact remains that 40k+ continue to facilitate and fund this charade year after year. If only they could bring themselves to question what they're doing for a moment and simply say "nah, fuck that, I'm not going" and cancel their tickets he'd run a fucking mile. The future of the club they supposedly love is in their hands, all they need to do is walk away for a year and they'd get their club back, the way it used to be, aiming for more, genuinely striving for the top half as opposed to crossing it's fingers and hoping 3 clubs are even worse. But they won't. They love the club that much they're actually funding it's regression. They're paying to see it go backwards, they're that fucking thick they don't even accept it either. Crowds drop to circa 15k and he'll shit his Lonsdales. 1 season boycott, that's all it would take.

If he's only "vaguely improving" the squad then why the fuck is being targeted by Bruce? He doesn't get a "vague improvement" loan in? So fuck? What's the big issue?

Need to change the spin a bit here, it's not 'couldn't' or 'can't', it should be 'wouldn't' and 'won't'. They're perfectly capable of signing players and going through the process, they know exactly how to do it they simply don't want to. The willingness is not there, it's not incompetence it's a refusal and shouldn't be a surprise to any Newcastle fan. We're not signing anyone because they have chosen not to.

Think Rafa was probably guilty of being a bit naive but nothing more than that. He approached the club and genuinely thought he could change the way it's run, change the owner's opinion and strategy and move the club forward on and off the field. Firmly believe he fought for years to do what's best, spoke out frequently about the limitations imposed from above but was never going to get his way. He honoured his contract and walked away knowing full well he'd done all he could but wasn't enough. That's the difference, This fucking subservient prick will accept it and not make a fucking peep - he's really angry? Is he fuck, he'll take whatever shit he's served and be a good little boy and take it. It's the exact reason he was appointed in the first place, fuck him.