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Bookies have cottoned on to how difficult we are to score against. Arsenal, with their dearth of attacking options, will be no match for big Mike and his defensive warriors. I'm absolutely certain we'll defend like heroes and snuff out their puny threat with consummate ease.

Multi-goal drubbing. Yey.

Luftwaffe.

Fucker only managed 14 wins out of 60 and 3 of them were against us.

It's all relative.

Wasn't Poyet one of the names in the frame when Pardew was under pressure a while back? Now out of contract and available to start pretty much immediately?

They asked the ref to delay the start of the second half so they could finish stitching him up. The ref, quite rightly, told them to do one and they played with 10 for a few minutes.

Could have been a penalty but we don't get them, so there you go. Clever as fuck Carver like. #mindgames #stickittotheman

Condensed for your pleasure. http://i.imgur.com/SSOIFSE.gif Hot fuck. Just look at it.

Smiley this please. :lpm:

I honestly think he's fair game. If his performances were over and above his team-mates then I'd cut him a bit of slack but a good run of form 3 or 4 years ago doesn't get you a pass for 2 or 3 seasons of shite.

He's been a first choice CB at this club for years now. Over the last 2 and a bit seasons we've shipped 173 goals, currently we're on 46 with only QPR (52) and Burnley (47) worse. We shipped 59 last season and 68 the year before that and he's been the captain and presumably first name on the sheet. We've defended horribly as a unit and he's been in the thick of it more often than not. His personal performances are declining rapidly and it's not too unexpected that, given his position and stature, he's getting grief. Not saying he's the only one culpable but we've been dicked far too often.

Not a results driven club though. Well we are technically. The financial results should be out soon and they're the real quiz, they're the real quiz. Fuck blockbusters. Life.

Boom.

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How many 3+ hammerings did Pardew manage to rack up? Was it 22? This cunt's been in charge for 10 games and already has 2 with Arsenal and Liverpool on the immediate horizon. And this is our new manager bounce too, can you imagine how embarrassing it's going to get once the 'feel-good factor' of the new boss wears off?

Laptop was on mute. Nnnnggghhhh.

Ouch.

Quick translation?

Mackem invader? aye, just ignore him.

Minimum of Palace, West Brom and Everton will all overtake us in the next few weeks. If Sherwood keeps Villa going then you can add them too. We're nailed on for 14th or 15th and about 40 points.

Has an interim manager ever been worse? Terry Connor? Kevin Ball. That guy who got the job at Charlton, only lasted a little while, also Steve Keane :lol: Les Reed. Sammy Lee too. Chris Hutchins(on)?