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I've just been in chat, I think he's got more than this one to worry about. Legend!!!!1111!!!

Pointless, we've quoted it. Guess he'll have to live with it then.... Mentalist.

Bravo. Top marks. Might want to delete that post in the morning mate...

Used to be Zidane. Now it's players like Scholes, Xavi, Xabi Alonso and Carr. Top drawer...

Yeah, I don't know why Pleat seems to get singled out a lot of the time. He's one of the better pundits. Competition isn't great, I know, but he does occasionally manage to say something that isn't totally bleeding obvious. "How much love?"

And lose the atmosphere generated by the crowd? No thanks. Lesser of two evils tbh. I just put some tunes on instead. Same for Motson on the Beeb.

Easy solution chaps:- http://www.cv.nrao.edu/~abridle/videoconf/control_mute.jpg

Agreed. Although when your last shirt was made by fucking Lonsdale, anything's an improvement I suppose??

2-2. We'll hoy it away in the last 5 mins. >

Is this rule from the same set of spineless twats that said a player couldn't play for 3 teams in a season....................then fucking buckled and let the scousers do it anyway?

Just read that and had a horrible flashback to seeing Tony Daley in an England shirt. [/shudder]

Terry Butcher's was canny. Although I'm led to believe that Steve Claridge's is the daddy.

The lad couldn't be at a better club to develop him as a player. He doesn't really stand out yet but I think Wenger is just bringing him on gradually - giving him more time and matches as he progresses. In a few seasons, I think he'll be shit-hot.

I actually agree with that 100%. I've always got the feeling that he's just about to drop a bollock.

Well - aye! But you see it more after a penalty.

Given his age, position and his ability already then it's got to be Fabregas. He's still got 15 years at the top level and he's already awesome. Just needs to put a stone on to bulk him out a bit and he'll run any midfield in the world. Cracking player.

Big centre-forwards running and jumping into a deep cross from the by-line to smash a bullet header past the keeper. Best goals you can score. Big Dunc was the master at this.

A toss up between: 1) Peter Beagrie's voice and 2) keepers grabbing the ball for a few seconds after they've just conceded a penalty - thus preventing the scoring team from restarting the game. (This shouldn't piss me off when I think about it rationally - but it fucking well does)

Thanks for this gem. Gonna report back to GG first thing tomorrow morning Is that Chris Waddle who was playing for Tow Law and working in a sausage factory until he was 20, by which time James Milner was playing regular Premiership football? Stop making a tit of yourself. oh so he was only comparing them by what they've acheived at a young age :rolleyes:. I think its you making a tit out of yourself trying to justify he's ridiculous statement. He's? What the f*** are you talking about? It's no more ridiculous than saying of a kid playing for Tow Law - "He'll be one of the best players in Europe within ten years". sorry was meant to say his ridiculous statement (waddle wonderland statement about milner im refering to). Put it this way, if the roles were reversed and someone on gg said that about one of our players, there would be a 3 page thread about it right now. Comparing Milner to Waddle is like comparing champaign to piss. Very complementary of you. Didn't realise you rated Milner so highly. Bit harsh to compare Waddle to piss though... PS. It's champagne. Mongtard.

Thanks for this gem. Gonna report back to GG first thing tomorrow morning Aye. You do that...It'll be funny as fuck.

or barry,a natural left footer. Barry will get played at left back, which is a waste, he's much better used left side of midfield. Bridge and Barry should play tbh. f*** Cole off, he's been s**** since he went to Chelsea. Bridge has pulled out, I think. Indeed he has. Chelsea's only fit left-back has been withdrawn from the squad with Giggsitis.

Albert Steptoe tbh.

Personally, I think it's more a case of Mourinho getting his excuses in before they lose the league. "We've lost our goalie. We've had to do without our inspirational captain for a month. Look how hard we have it. Feel pity for us. We're forced to play Shevchenko and Drogba up front. We're the only team with injured players. Now young Ashley has hurt his knee..Is there no end to our savage luck? Woe am I..." etc etc. Fucking get on with it you soft twats. Injuries are part and parcel of the game. They've got the most expensive squad in the history of British football - fucking deal with it. Rant over. ^-^

If you want one of these fuckers Bulivye, I'll just buy it and send it on to you mate?