David Icke - Son of God

I also want to bat Ellen Page's back door in. And if Ellen Page was bent owa the night stand growling, "chuck it up me, big boy!" I've no doubt you would. With the Carroll cash Ashley and Llambias are in that position very now, but rather than knock the granny out of her they've decided to go downstairs and fiddle with the central heating. Obviously no one can expect us to buy a dozen players in one go, but we've never had a better opportunity to strengthen. I agree, we all expected more, however i'd never have expected 12 new players. Even if we sign another three, thats still 7 weve brought in which is a decent amount for one window. Considering we've got long standing issues with squad depth, we've sold two players, placed one on the transfer list for nowt and have another who wants to leave ASAP I'd say we need a minimum of three or four on top of Ba, Cabaye, Abeid and Marveaux to keep running to stand still.

I also want to bat Ellen Page's back door in. And if Ellen Page was bent owa the night stand growling, "chuck it up me, big boy!" I've no doubt you would. With the Carroll cash Ashley and Llambias are in that position very now, but rather than knock the granny out of her they've decided to go downstairs and fiddle with the central heating. Obviously no one can expect us to buy a dozen players in one go, but we've never had a better opportunity to strengthen.

People highlight free transfers not because it reduces the quality of the player, but because it hammers home the fact there's no reason we shouldn't be putting the money we've saved towards buying players in the other areas we need strengthening.

I'm nee expert, but could the problem be he's an Ivorian national trying to renew his visa in fucking Ghana?

This line gets trotted out every transfer window and come deadline day we're always left disappointed. I'm not willing to give these fuckers the benefit of the doubt any longer. We know their game.

You dont think we will sign one single more player?

Ooh, Alan's putting his foot down

I find that in times like this fans of other clubs are a really good gauge of who stands where. From what I've seen Barton, who doesn't usually get much in the way of sympathy, is quite comfortably winning the PR battle ahead of Ashley and Llambias.

£40k is a fair offer if he's earning less than that, otherwise it's fucking stupid. Who moves jobs in the same profession for less money? Some people do if the opportunities to progress are better. By that, I mean it's far more likely that a Chelsea/Liverpool/Man Utd will be more likely to want him if he's spent a year or two with us. Aye, we're a much better prospect than a team playing in the Champions League. Behave, man I didn't say that you pleb. He's got a better opportunity to progress playing for a successful club in Europe than he has here.

Obertan is wank. Gibsonesque even.

£40k is a fair offer if he's earning less than that, otherwise it's fucking stupid. Who moves jobs in the same profession for less money? Some people do if the opportunities to progress are better. By that, I mean it's far more likely that a Chelsea/Liverpool/Man Utd will be more likely to want him if he's spent a year or two with us. Aye, we're a much better prospect than a team playing in the Champions League. Behave, man

£40k is a fair offer if he's earning less than that, otherwise it's fucking stupid. Who moves jobs in the same profession for less money?

We're the only club who could 'step up our interest' by offering him less money than he currently earns. This fucking club, man.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,11678_7079900,00.html

I hope it's not the same sources which told him we'd banned everyone from Twitter.

I firmly believe your mother shouldn't have injected heroin into her stomach during her pregnancy.

This. We'll end up shoehorning Tavernier in there and ruining the lad.

He might just go nuclear like JFK did.

I'd rather have TJ Hooker.

This, basically.

You're allowed to post providing you're just trying to flog your shite iPhone game, apparently.

How many people voted "we'll make a profit"?

I think Vuckic has just tried to lob their goalkeeper from the left side touchline and nearly fucking succeeded. His shot came off the underside of the bar

Legend.

Sammy tearing Gateshead apart. I LOVE it