David Icke - Son of God

The initial invasion was a bit of a laugh and relatively harmless, however that shit quickly gets old. I wanted to watch a game of football, not see a bunch of shirtless 17 year olds pissed on white lightening giving it the big'un. The fighting was just fucking stupid. I can't decide whether it was a few of our lot bickering amongst themselves or whether the kids who were struggling with the stewards and then received a kicking from our Stone Island brigade were from the Darlo end. Those around me seemed to think it was the latter.

My heart bleeds

He's been cast as worky ticket #3 in Danny Dyer's new movie.

He wasn't. His agent just decided to rule it out in case he was some time in the future.

Derek Llambias is doing a sponsored streak after the Arsenal match.

The fucking is optional for me. Just a striker and a left back would do.

Hypothetically speaking... Marveaux Agent fee + Signing-on fee: £2 million Three years wages at £35,000 a week: £5.5 million = £7.5 million (for NUFC) N'Zogbia Transfer fee + sign-on and agent fees: £9 million Just out of interest, who would you rather have, honestly? Was N'Zogbia offering to play for free, save his signing on fee?

Don't think Routledge had been linked whatsoever. He was meant to be in talks with Boro and then out of nowhere he was announced an NUFC player. That's how I remember it too. Everyone was getting a chubby on over the prospect of Victor Moses and then bang, WR10 had signed on the dotted line. I can't really recall Best being linked either.

I don't think those at the club who actually run things give a shite about rumours. I don't think there's any conspiracy theory to either a) mask other deals or b) pretend we're doing something. These things are part and parcel of football and happen at every club, we're no different. I personally think we were after N'Zogbia until Marveaux signed then the deal was dead. No conspiracy, we just didn't need him anymore. N'Zogbia would have been a much better signing. What Ian Wuh said.

Everyone knows the smart thing to do is to spread your three signings out over a period of weeks to keep the great unwashed happy but no, the fat fucker has to do all his business so far in less than a fortnight meaning we have to undergo vast periods were nothing much happens meaning discontent grows and Colocho is reduced to pulling figures out of the air to show how our wage bill hasn't actually changed that much. ASHLEY OUT!!!1!1!

I don't think those at the club who actually run things give a shite about rumours. I don't think there's any conspiracy theory to either a) mask other deals or b) pretend we're doing something. These things are part and parcel of football and happen at every club, we're no different. I personally think we were after N'Zogbia until Marveaux signed then the deal was dead. No conspiracy, we just didn't need him anymore.

No, it's called being a bloody journalist. He tweeted about a report in another newspaper then tweeted it was bollocks when his 'sources' told him so. It's called being a bloody cunt in all fairness to Mr Ryder! Did he get your hopes up, like?

No, it's called being a bloody journalist. He tweeted about a report in another newspaper then tweeted it was bollocks when his 'sources' told him so.

Said we are not in for Zoggy. Ah, so that's why the NUFC hashtag has went into meltdown on Twitter I can't believe people are genuinely upset that we didn't sign another left winger, especially one who we know to be a bit of a worky ticket and very inconsistant. He's a goalscoring midfielder, very handy thing to have if you play with only one up front. I'd still be happy with anyone similar mind I'm much more concerned that we make sure we start the season with more than one up front though.

Said we are not in for Zoggy. Ah, so that's why the NUFC hashtag has went into meltdown on Twitter I can't believe people are genuinely upset that we didn't sign another left winger, especially one who we know to be a bit of a worky ticket and very inconsistant.

What's Pardoo done, like?

£15 million in this climate? Fuck off

Don't mock lads. They've... "SET THE TRANSFER WINDOW ALIGHT" Because buying a bunch of Man United reserves and relegated freebies is tantamount to arson on Wearside.

Geordies who go on RTG and try and have a sensible debate have been sent death threats in the post before.

wouldn't that go for other clubs aswell ? That's why I think Wigan is asking for too much and no one have made a bid No club is going to pay £9 million for a player in the last year of his contract. Wait a month or two and his value will fall as Whelan panics. Not that I think we'll sign him, like.

Yes, but I actually know the above is fact. I was told by a coach at SAFC.

As I posted earlier I was told Ji Dong was signed by Ellis Short to sell shirts in Asia. Football did not come into it.

Front page of the Chronicle was a group photo of him and his missus, Jose and his....and Ryan Taylor and his....smiling. http://media.kyte.tv/store/009/bor/1107/08/08/3351713-potter1_460_345.jpg?h=d3e97cb6643db08a281d0ddbc02d8ded "Ryan, you've had a face on for the best part of a year now. What can I do to cheer you up, love?" "Take me to see the new Harry Potter!" "Oh, for fucks sa..."

Bruce wont be. He must've ran up one hell of a bill on iTunes finding the perfect song to play when they beat us.

Barton and Guthrie in CM? Aye, you fucking wish mate. Tiote and Cabaye Raylor on the right wing was more astonishing