David Icke - Son of God

Mark Douglas and Luke Edwards must only talk via Twitter.

Aye, and we know how that ended. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nSknY8_CNcM/R59VgBTTJyI/AAAAAAAABlw/AXxPG8rvxwg/s400/dennis%2Bwise.jpg

Journal reporting we've made a bid for Gamiero and Gervinho. Not much in the way of solid information, like. http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2011/05/25/newcastle-united-in-10m-bid-for-kevin-gameiro-61634-28758705/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

I'll have you know I'm fit as fuck.

"Tony Robbins hungry!"

The banner is a Photoshop man. They gave you an open goal and you toe poked it over the bar by going off on some mad rant.

Christ, they're relentless. Now they're saying that cunt Beefy was on the pitch at half time celebrating finishing ahead of them when he was actuallydragged on by The Journal to launch their new fitness campaign

I'd be very disappointed if he were to leave now. He's a cult hero, he's part of the furniture and as infuriating as he can be at times I've actually grown to like his unsightly gait and innate ability to leave his man flat footed with a lovely piece of skill before shinning the ball out of play. There's a generation of kids who have grown up knowing only one thing in life - that win, lose or draw Shola is sure to do something with is going to incur the spittle flecked fury of 52,000 Geordies. Fuck it, I'm in love Shola.

I'm sure Barton is actually happily accepting a wage reduction to stay here, the reason he hasn't signed sooner and is waiting on Nolan is due to the length being offered.

Does anyone want to pop over and mention we won the league that year?

Nee one. Just yee. I haven't got an email yet and I can see myself checking my inbox every half hour until I do receive it. Can't wait to be told I've been put in the East Stand when I requested L4.

Upset this thread has yet to reach the page 50 mark. We were better last summer.

These goggle, they do nothing........ It's a good job you posted that quote otherwise no one would'be known what the image was referencing.

I hope not. He seems to think he's in Australia.

Did he sign for Espanyol in early April?

Given the lack of abuse directed at the box office/Simon Esland/Disco Dekka/Mike Ashley I assume that's where you asked to be put?

The only thing I learnt last summer is that the French press are infinitely more reliable than the British press when reporting on transfers from owa there.

I'll not be satisfied until he turns up at the baggage reclaim area of Newcastle International.

I've watched him twice this season and he scored 5 goals in those 2 games. We could do with a 95 goal a season striker.

That would make sense. Aren't they fucked financially due to the situation with the Nou Mestalla?

He's very easy to find on Facebook. Just take the first name of Justin Lockwood's co-commentator and the last name of the Welsh striker we signed in 1993 from Millwall

Oh dear, those lads have got form.

Paul Kitson has let himself go, mind.

I don't know him, but he seems like a cunt.

No. He nailed AN Other, took out a super injunction and is now trying to sue Giles Coren for making a joke about it on Twitter.