David Icke - Son of God

Ben Arfa is pushing him close, although while HBA looks sultry and smouldering in that way on French men and women can Raylor looks like he's just been told his dog has been ran over.

Calling Carlton Cole the new Gazza is like saying Ian Huntley is the new Esther Rantzen.

That fucking idiot Moncur wanted him to replace Coloccini 18 months ago. Moncur's a dinosaur, and his "expert" opinion belongs in the stone ages. I stood next to Moncur in the taxi queue at Newcastle Central after the Peterbrough away match last season and he had the mankiest pair of dress shoes on I have ever seen. True story.

Shola's just told him his hat's shit.

I don't think our current wage structure will be too dissimilar to Sunderland's now we're back in the top flight.

Imagine getting to the front of the queue and being pushed towards James Perch

this was something i had been thinking about....i put 3 different places in level 4, surely he cant just say 'no....east stand for you sunshine' ? i know you can change seat during the season but it costs £25 (asked the box office, sure they said £25 but it was about 3 month ago) surely the only way we can be denied the seats we ask for is if its sold out to ST holders....although nothing would suprise me with this set of cunts Aye, there is a fee to move seats. I am loathe to give those cunts any more of my hard earned but if they do put me somewhere I don't like I may seriously give some thought to paying the £25 and forcing my way into L4. If I'm effectively 'buying' a seat for 10 years it should be my choice, not that of some fuckwit in the box office.

Surely they can't just plonk us anywhere without notice first if they're unable/unwilling to put us in the areas we've asked to be put?

You twat I just checked my account and got all annoyed when they hadn't taken any payment

The box probably cost more to make than the shirt

What's this shite on the SMB about the "forver in our shadow" banner? I've seen the hashtag on Twitter but is someone actually knocking one up or are the Mackem's imaginations just running wild? I fucking hope no one is.

What this man says.

And vice versa. I imagine it'll be worse for the Mackems considering he's been nailed on to sign for them for the past three or four windows.

Thank God I'm not the only one.

Fuck the shirt, where can I get the bedspread?

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Shamelessly stolen from Liverpool. They sing it about Maxi.

Show me a club which brings in 7 players in one summer and I'll show you one managed by Steve Bruce.

Sell Lovenkrands and promote Soderberg to token Scandanvian too.

I'm of this opinion. Harper becomes less agile by the game and has cost us a few points this season by getting down with all the speed of a felled tree. Krul has also cost us some with his errors but while Krul will get better with more game time Harper is only going to get slower.

joeyt went into ffs mode which is officially classed as a level 2 hiss. The IRL equivilant would be door slamming, foot stomping and very, very loud tutting.

What does anything Pardew says at this moment in time regarding transfers actually matter? They all play this game at this time of year - throwing out non-committal soundbites about the number of new faces they want to bring in and acting all coy about their progress in the market. Managers aren't judged on what they say to the press before the window opens, they're judged on who they buy. I, not being a complete fuckwit, will wait until the summer and see what happens rather than throwing a hissy about some throw away quotes in the local rags. Please join me.

Overall reflections It's been a bizarre season. From the painful lows of Hughton's sacking and Carroll's sale to the giddy highs of the 'demolition derby' and that 4-4 draw against Arsenal there hasn't really been a dull moment. On the pitch we've managed to keep ourselves from imploding in spite of what has went on off it and for the most part performances have been decent win, lose or draw. Interesting is the only word to describe it. High Moment Beating the Mackems 5-1. Yes, Tiote's volley and the sheer WTFness of the entire Arsenal match will make sure it lives long in the memory but after almost 18 months of prodding with sticks from those on Wearside it was immensely satisfying to wipe those smug smiles off their faces in just 90 minutes. After all the shite the club has put us through over the past few years they almost paid us back with that display. I particularly liked our display of keep ball in the second half, where the defenders just played it in triangles for a minute or two before giving it to Barton, who promptly backheeled it and allowed the defenders to have another touch or two. Ole. Honourable mentions must go to said Arsenal game and the 6-0 humping of Villa, which was the best way possible to announce your return to the top flight. Low Moment The sacking of Hughton. Likeable bloke who had given his all for the club shat on from a great height by the ungrateful fucks in charge. Unlike other managers he didn't get a massive compensation package or a golden handshake deal to fuck of quietly into the night, he got frig all because they allowed his contract to run down and he was on a pittance anyway yet the bloke has acted with more dignity than that twat Allardyce who made millions off us yet can't wait to tell the press about Casa St. James'. Best Player Joey Barton. He has really embodied the team spirit this season with his performances. Whether he starts on the right or middle has really been academic as he has made it his job to be everywhere across the middle of the park. The club need to give that man a contract ASAP. Coloccini, Tiote, Nolan and Enrique run him very close. Best Individual Performance Ben Arfa against Everton, Tiote against Arsenal, Nolan against Sunderland, Carroll against Villa, Best against West Ham, Barton against, well...pretty much everyone. Take your pick. Best Buy Tiote. Most Improved I want to say Danny Simpson but his form has tailed off since Hughton left and he's looking like a liability, so with that in mind I have to go with Leon Best. I had no hope for him before the season began yet he looks like a Premier League footballer. 6 goals in 10 games is a great return for a bloke who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo last season in a lesser division.

I don't see a problem with the photo other than it seems a bit childish but I don't know in what context the photo was taken. This is the key point everyone is forgetting. He was a representin' 4 da Muswell Hill massive at the time of the photo then I don't see a problem with it.

Obviously it was a stupid thing to do, but it was in private, just a bit of fun and doesn't mean he goes around shooting people. It may also have been some time ago, no idea when the photo was from. Anyway, it was unwise and he does have some attitude issues to work on, but I don't think we need to go too far over it. Which is completely and utterly fine. He can do whatever he likes in his own home. But when he poses for a photo and that photo gets out, that's when it becomes unacceptable. I wouldn't like my kids to see a young NUFC footballer doing something like that. You have kids!? I always thought you were a jaffa.