David Icke - Son of God

Nile Ranger in Ammunation.

I'd avoid Cole like the fucking plague. He's absolute wank. Thankfully I think it's just paper talk because he doesn't fit our rumoured transfer strategy.

Finally we have someone telling it exactly how it is. Plenty people on here are saying "they are not bothered" but I can only presume the people saying this don't live/work/socialise in the North East,it matters to both sets of fans and no idea why some people find the need to deny this.Whoever finishes higher the other team won't hear the last of it all summer long and that's the way it should be,it's local rivalry,banter,bragging rights all summer. I haven't heard many of our lot say they aren't bothered, more that it's not the end of the world as we've far exceeded our expectations this season. I'd love it if we finished ahead of you lot first and foremost because I want us to finish as high as possible but a close second is bragging rights.

Ranger's got a gun, Ranger's got a gun His whole world's come undone On page 7 of The Sun What did Pardew do? What did he put Nile through? He jacked some shitty football strips That boy has got to be insane But man he had it coming Now that Ranger's got a gun he aint ever gonna be the same.

Mammy and Daddy Ameobi must be proud as fuck. Fair play to them.

It was a very important derby, especially for NUFC. If we'd won and went up then it would've papered over the cracks and put the mockers on SJH's takeover.

So the story is effectively "Man plays with toy"

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Son of Gordon.

It's got to the point where I'd be over the moon if he stayed but if he doesn't I'd be glad if he went anywhere other than the fucking scousers.

I'm beginning to think the SMB is a parody website.

"We were in the disabled area" Nee shit

'All my life ive wanted to be somebody and go somewhere. Like everyones dream really. I say "You cart have drama without the D!!" well my whole life is one big drama. I play football for my 5-a-side semi professional football team on monday nights. Im acting and taking part of a drama group 2 times a week. Im also a wrestler in south shields UWA called "Skip Jackson" and I love life, my friends and all my family. ' Not my words, but the words of David Jackson

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Always seemed more focused on tucking his shirt half so he looked cool rather than the match at hand. If you've heard me complain about Steven Taylor using the waistband of his shorts as a makeshift bra you'd understand why I was never too concerned about this part of Huntington's game.

It was a probably a muscle strain or something similar. Unrelated to his injury, just a product of him not having been active for a few months.

I can remember being vaguely impressed by Paul Huntington (and his hairstyle) when he came through. He scored against Spurs and then immediately went to shit.

Pardew bums the lad though. Either he really rates him or he's wiring Alan's house up after training.

http://www.ebonyonline.net/imagebox/articles/nov10-artgs-GINA-main.jpg "Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! Sami Ameobi!"

We need to redo the Black and White Video magazine series. I used to have loads of the tapes, although I did scribble a cock on the head of Andy Cole when he left, completely ruining the inlay card of the first vid.

He's proved all those people who said his eyes were too far apart and hair was too shit to make it as a top goalkeeper incorrect. Well done Timmy.

Did he say Pacific team?

6 in 10 says otherwise

Just re: the source of this latest rumour. Codge has only made two posts including this one. The other was posted the day before Ashley's takeover offer was accepted where he more or less said Shepherd was going to be allowed to continue to run the club on a day to day basis, which we know to have been true. He could be genuinely ITK

I'm sure one or two Grauniad journalists have acknowledged that the secret footballer columns are an amalgamation of contributions from a handful of players.